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|A Foolish Donkey Story By Edet Edem Akpan by edet19892015(m): 11:55pm On Jun 04|
Once upon a time, the Lion became hungry and He said to the Fox "Bring me something to eat or I will eat you."
The Fox went to a Donkey and said "The Lion wants to make you King. Come with me."
When the Lion saw the Donkey, it attacked her cutting off its ears. But the Donkey managed to escape. The Donkey said to the Fox "You tricked me! The Lion tried to kill me." The Fox said "Don't be silly, He removed your ears to place the crown on your head. Let's go back."
It made sense to the Donkey so it went back. The Lion attacked the Donkey again. This time cutting off its tail. The Donkey escaped again saying to the Fox. "You were lying! The Lion cut off my tail." The Fox said "He only removed your tail so you can sit comfortably on the throne. Come back with me. The Fox convinced the Donkey to return again.
This time the Lion caught the Donkey and killed it. The Lion said to the Fox, "Well done for bringing back the Donkey. Now go skin it for me and bring to me its Brains, Lung, Liver and Heart.
The Fox skinned the Donkey and ate the Donkey's brain but brought back its lung, liver and heart to the Lion. The Lion asked, "Where its brain?"
The Fox replied, "It had no brains my King. If it had any brains it would not have returned to you after you cut its ears and tail." The Lion said, "That is very true."
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