Empiree:
Exactly. that's why it is none of your business. As atheist, there is nothing to talk about bcus your brain is suspended btw heaven and earth. You can not understand anything. Bcus of the writing you think it is a lot. It is nothing to us. So mind your business since you have no religion.

And keep deceiving urself. U atheist wont stop making laugh. I wonder if you are on a flight at 35,000 ft above sea level and the aircraft crashes and nose dive. I am 100% sure you would scream "Oh My God". You wont say " Oh nothing"

i asked a question..nt mockery a simple question that wud be answered politely by a reasonable person...
Im pretty sure ur definition of heaven is a strange abode in the skies with lots of virgins for u to deflower..hopefully muhammed hasnt raped them all...
I wud nt even scream..at most i'd think of my friends and say my goodbyes in my mind...
I dnt see how screaming oh my god wud change the fate of the situation...u can speak of oh my god when one believe in a god...

Empiree:
Tell us how Paul taught you to clean up after yourself

Any human no matter intelligence level can clean up after him/herself.. no need for silly rules based on 7th century superstitions. .

Paul thought us righteous and how to lead a proper christian life. A life which guarantees salvation. Unlike mohammed who didnt even know what will be done to him after he died of poison.

raphieMontella:

i asked a question..nt mockery a simple question that wud be answered politely by a reasonable person...
Im pretty sure ur definition of heaven is a strange abode in the skies with lots of virgins for u to deflower..hopefully muhammed hasnt raped them all...
I wud nt even scream..at most i'd think of my friends and say my goodbyes in my mind...
I dnt see how screaming oh my god wud change the fate of the situation...u can speak of oh my god when one believe in a god...

Empiree insults a lot to defend his "peaceful" islam so don't expect rational and mature responses from him

Empiree:
May God save me from your ignorance. You simply dont know the meaning of the prayer for entering and exiting the bathroom. Shaking my head for you people. It is very simple. if you not comfortable with it leave it. Doesnt mean you have to mock. I dont have problem with it

Here is less than 2 mins video in Yoruba. Besides, no one forces you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkYiiTw2-kw

English version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8gCZy-eMYs


Simple. dont know what your fuse all about. I do this everyday. Your problem is you people have abandoned your religion. You are protestant holding on to a shell.

So when you enter into the toilet you pray that Allah should deliver you from the toilet devils?

And you enter with a certain foot and exit with a certain foot and do not talk to someone else while in there and do not put on anything with Allah written on it and cleaning your faeces with your fingers....same fingers you eat with and all and then don't look at your own genit..alia and urine should do this and not do that.

If your brain cannot see that superstitious rituals In all that based on muhammads insane feelibg of self depravity then I dont know what to say to you.

Whoever pees standing up will go straight to hell when they die. (Muhammad's nine year old wife, Aisha, swore he was a sit-down pee-er.)
Aisha says that, 'Whosoever says that the Messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) would stand up and urinate do not believe them, he would urinate but sitting down ... One of the reasons of the punishment in the grave is because of urinating standing up, Islam has given us a method to follow not only will you relieve yourself but you will be rewarded too.

Is this not madness?


Don't get any urine on yourself. If you do you, Allah will torture you in hell for it. As the Prophet of Pee said so well, "Most of the punishment of the grave will be because of urine."
Once the Messenger of Allah ) while passing through a graveyard heard the voices of two persons who were being punished in their graves. The Messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) said, 'These two persons are being punished not for something major (it is not difficult to be save from it).' The Prophet then added, 'Yes! (They are being tortured for a major sin) Indeed, one of them never saved himself from being soiled with his urine..

Is this not the saying of a yaba left escapee?

Don't talk in the bathroom. If someone else talks, cough three times. (God doesn't like it when people talk while not fully clothed.)
One should not talk in the toilet without absolute necessity but if a person outside is calling and does not know then cough thrice to make them aware. ... When two people talk when the body is uncovered Allah (The Exalted) is displeased. (1)
[A] man passed by the Prophet whilst he was urinating, and greeted him. The Messenger of Allaah said to him: “If you see me in this state, do not greet me, because if you do, I will not respond.” (Reported by Ibn Maajah, 346; see also Saheeh al-Jaami’, 575). The majority of scholars say that it is makrooh (disliked) to speak in the restroom unnecessarily.


Are you sure the your prophet was mentally alright?


When you're done, wash your private parts with water. (Muhammad didn't have to do this, though, because his pee was special.)
Aisha narrates that, 'The Messenger of Allah went to answer the call of nature, 'Umar bought some water. The Messenger of Allah said, 'What is this'' He replied, 'Water for cleansing (Istinja).' The Messenger of Allah said, 'It has not been made necessary (Wajib) upon me after urinating to cleanse myself with water.

Apparently muhammad did not need to clean using water but the rest of the entire islamic world need must do it. See deception 101

If you fail to follow any of these rules, the invisible bathroom devils will give you some sort of mental illness.
We should try and learn these short supplications and practise them too. If we do not seek Allah's protection from the devils, then there is a chance we can be affected with mental illnesses from the devils. We can not see the devils and when you can not see your enemy they are more dangerous.

Muhammad thought that demons are found in toilets and muslims need to be protected. Lmao @ toilet demons.

So toilet demons give mental illness.....na wa o

Islamabad!

raphieMontella:

all these wahala jst to use ordinary toilet?

More wahala:
21. Use the left hand middle three fingers for cleanings.
22. Wash in odd numbers i.e. 1, 3, 5 or 7 times. Are you kidding me?
23. Soon as you have cleansed yourself cover yourself as soon as possible. Duh

parisbookaddict:

9. [size=15pt]One should remove the feces on one's anus with one's finger and wash one's hand. If there are still traces of filth, one should wash them with water. [/size] <=====<<<<< eww no way , i shall never shake another any muslim again who believes this garbage . thats it i am done.

WORDWORLD:


I HOPE YOU WILL NEVER STOP HAVING PROBLEMS WITH IT SINCE YOU WANT TO KEEP HAVING PROBLEMS WITH IT.

pointless...
Really pointless...
My utmost wish is that muhammed hasnt raped all the virgins allah kept for u in ur paradise..
P.s Concentrated pervert

kevoh:

More wahala:
21. Use the left hand middle three fingers for cleanings.
22. Wash in odd numbers i.e. 1, 3, 5 or 7 times. Are you kidding me?
23. Soon as you have cleansed yourself cover yourself as soon as possible. Duh

i'd rather shiit in bed then..lol

naijadeyhia:



So when you enter into the toilet you pray that Allah should deliver you from the toilet devils?

And you enter with a certain foot and exit with a certain foot and do not talk to someone else while in there and do not put on anything with Allah written on it and cleaning your faeces with your fingers....same fingers you eat with and all and then don't look at your own genit..alia and urine should do this and not do that.

If your brain cannot see that superstitious rituals In all that based on muhammads insane feelibg of self depravity then I dont know what to say to you.

Whoever pees standing up will go straight to hell when they die. (Muhammad's nine year old wife, Aisha, swore he was a sit-down pee-er.)
Aisha says that, 'Whosoever says that the Messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) would stand up and urinate do not believe them, he would urinate but sitting down ... One of the reasons of the punishment in the grave is because of urinating standing up, Islam has given us a method to follow not only will you relieve yourself but you will be rewarded too.

Is this not madness?


Don't get any urine on yourself. If you do you, Allah will torture you in hell for it. As the Prophet of Pee said so well, "Most of the punishment of the grave will be because of urine."
Once the Messenger of Allah ) while passing through a graveyard heard the voices of two persons who were being punished in their graves. The Messenger of Allah (may Allah bless him and grant him peace) said, 'These two persons are being punished not for something major (it is not difficult to be save from it).' The Prophet then added, 'Yes! (They are being tortured for a major sin) Indeed, one of them never saved himself from being soiled with his urine..

Is this not the saying of a yaba left escapee?

Don't talk in the bathroom. If someone else talks, cough three times. (God doesn't like it when people talk while not fully clothed.)
One should not talk in the toilet without absolute necessity but if a person outside is calling and does not know then cough thrice to make them aware. ... When two people talk when the body is uncovered Allah (The Exalted) is displeased. (1)
[A] man passed by the Prophet whilst he was urinating, and greeted him. The Messenger of Allaah said to him: “If you see me in this state, do not greet me, because if you do, I will not respond.” (Reported by Ibn Maajah, 346; see also Saheeh al-Jaami’, 575). The majority of scholars say that it is makrooh (disliked) to speak in the restroom unnecessarily.


Are you sure the your prophet was mentally alright?


When you're done, wash your private parts with water. (Muhammad didn't have to do this, though, because his pee was special.)
Aisha narrates that, 'The Messenger of Allah went to answer the call of nature, 'Umar bought some water. The Messenger of Allah said, 'What is this'' He replied, 'Water for cleansing (Istinja).' The Messenger of Allah said, 'It has not been made necessary (Wajib) upon me after urinating to cleanse myself with water.

Apparently muhammad did not need to clean using water but the rest of the entire islamic world need must do it. See deception 101

If you fail to follow any of these rules, the invisible bathroom devils will give you some sort of mental illness.
We should try and learn these short supplications and practise them too. If we do not seek Allah's protection from the devils, then there is a chance we can be affected with mental illnesses from the devils. We can not see the devils and when you can not see your enemy they are more dangerous.

Muhammad thought that demons are found in toilets and muslims need to be protected. Lmao @ toilet demons.

So toilet demons give mental illness.....na wa o

Islamabad!

Thanks for posting this. . This is why most muslims who belief mohammeds nonsense pee while squatting like girls even tho it is not biologically necessary for men..

And also this nicely exemplify the reason why people who study mohammeds teaching believe he was a nutjob, seriously mentally unbalanced and superstitious

Blackfire
Empiree
Rilwan
annunaki2
Wordworld
Yazach
Ypeace
Annunaki
Naijacitizen
Demmzy15
proudkafir
,Rilwayne001

parisbookaddict:


Empiree insults a lot to defend his "peaceful" islam so don't expect rational and mature responses from him

abi..after all its clearly evident in all of them(benefit of doubt for generalization tho)
frm boko haram to isis to islamic jihads to alqeeda (if thats the spelling lol) etc..m nt suprised

raphieMontella:

pointless...
Really pointless...
My utmost wish is that muhammed hasnt raped all the virgins allah kept for u in ur paradise..
P.s Concentrated pervert

Muhammad is burning in hell

parisbookaddict:


Muhammad is burning in hell

Lol

parisbookaddict:


Thanks for posting this. . This is why most muslims who belief mohammeds nonsense pee while squatting like girls even tho it is not biologically necessary for men..

And also this nicely exemplify the reason why people who study mohammeds teaching believe he was a nutjob, seriously mentally unbalanced and superstitious

Blackfire
Empiree
Rilwan
annunaki2
Wordworld
Yazach
Ypeace
Annunaki
Naijacitizen
Demmzy15
proudkafir
,Rilwayne001

Muhammad was a possessed man with severe mental issues. He said anything and everything anyhow. If it was in todays world he would have been institutionalised.

Empiree:
Tell us how Paul taught you to clean up after yourself

islamic religion is very canal, what's the point of cleaning outside the cup when inside is dirty ? Paul did not deal with the outward man, but the inward.

2 Corinthians 4:16
Therefore we do not lose heart. Though
outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly
we are being renewed day by day.

And here what God say to samuel:

1 Samuel 16:7

But the LORD said to Samuel, "Do not look at his appearance or at the height of his stature,
because I have rejected him; for God sees not
as man sees, FOR MAN LOOKS AT THE OUTWARD APPEARANCE, BUT THE LORD LOOKS AT THE HEART"

parisbookaddict:


Thanks for posting this. . This is why most muslims who belief mohammeds nonsense pee while squatting like girls even tho it is not biologically necessary for men..

And also this nicely exemplify the reason why people who study mohammeds teaching believe he was a nutjob, seriously mentally unbalanced and superstitious

Blackfire
Empiree
Rilwan
annunaki2
Wordworld
Yazach
Ypeace
Annunaki
Naijacitizen
Demmzy15
proudkafir
,Rilwayne001

@naijadeyhia i laughed so hard i forgot i was in naija.

@parisbookaddict am glad lots and lots of people are reading the absurdities of the al quran kareem of our holy prophet.

Watch as the mujahadins will run away from this thread... And the ones that will come, will only screech and throw insults..
Is my yoruba muslim that will come to defend...just watch

Yet it didnt change the fact that something is seriously wrong with islam, from the root- up.

*laughing hysterically at* .. Demons in the toilet.

Blackfire:


@naijadeyhia i laughed so hard i forgot i was in naija.

@parisbookaddict am glad lots and lots of people are reading the absurdities of the al quran kareem of our holy prophet.

Watch as the mujahadins will run away from this thread... And the ones that will come, will only screech and throw insults..
Is my yoruba muslim that will come to defend...just watch

Yet it didnt change the fact that something is seriously wrong with islam, from the root- up.

*laughing hysterically at* .. Demons in the toilet.

Hybrid toilet demons....oh he even said the prayer is for protection against MALE AND FEMALE TOILET DEMONS! That means we also have nee born demon and teenage demons.

Muhammad was a nut job just that in their time they did not have straight jackets available otherwise muhammad deserves 100yrs in a straight jacket and placed in solitary confinement.

naijadeyhia:




Hybrid toilet demons....oh he even said the prayer is for protection against MALE AND FEMALE TOILET DEMONS! That means we also have nee born demon and teenage demons.

Muhammad was a nut job just that in their time they did not have straight jackets available otherwise muhammad deserves 100yrs in a straight jacket and placed in solitary confinement.

female and male demon nitori olorun heheheheh
i pray they dont ban u o...
Just stick around they will soon be here..

Because of some issues i ve not been able to write my 'meccans side of the story'.

*brings out my hand*.. My name is blackfire nice to meet u.

Blackfire:



female and male demon nitori olorun heheheheh
i pray they dont ban u o...
Just stick around they will soon be here..

Because of some issues i ve not been able to write my 'meccans side of the story'.

*brings out my hand*.. My name is blackfire nice to meet u.

*disregards his hand and gives him a warm embrace instead* nice to meet you too. My name is naijadeyhia....Saw you say somewhere that u miss the old days and the Ancient of days....are you considering a change of residence?

raphieMontella:

pointless...
Really pointless...
My utmost wish is that muhammed hasnt raped all the virgins allah kept for u in ur paradise..
P.s Concentrated pervert

Why should that bother you? It should be our problem not yours. ........................YOU GUYS ARE REALLY RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS. What can i say when you show so much interest in YOUR disbelief in the Muslims Paradise, yet feel so concern about the Virgins.

Anyway Thank you for your concern.

naijadeyhia:



*disregards his hand and gives him a warm embrace instead* nice to meet you too. My name is naijadeyhia....Saw you say somewhere that u miss the old days and the Ancient of days....are you considering a change of residence?

something like that... A change of residence.

*really nice to meet u*

naijadeyhia:



Muhammad was a possessed man with severe mental issues. He said anything and everything anyhow. If it was in todays world he would have been institutionalised.

Institutionalised ke? He would have been been arraigned before the war crimes tribunal for crimes against humanity.

Empiree:
Honestly, i dont know how u people think. Irrelevant responding to you guys sometimes. Before i can respond to her, she will need to provide Source which is something you and others failed to do. It is clear from the write that there are individual opinion injected and mixed with Islamic sources.

Second, common sense tells you Islam is teaching about cleanliness something Christianity doesnt teach you. The only thing you can come up with is this is "MODERN World". Islam cover ALL aspects of LIFE.

Until she provides a source, i wont bother with op.

Now, can you please tell us in your religion how to clean yourself after bathroom, before entering bathroom, etc according to your RELIGION?

with all the so called emphasis on cleanliness muslims are way way dirtier than christians with their spitting everywhere attitude and filthy clothes

clefstone:
with all the so called emphasis on cleanliness muslims are way way dirtier than christians with their spitting everywhere attitude and filthy clothes

You are rather referring to specific region not the general. Try harder

Empiree:

Okay, thanks. This first link is in the Op. The problem with that however is, it is base on individual opinion. There is no Islamic traditional references. Therefore i can't delve into that. I do know what it is saying but unless you tell me which part is problematic to you, i wont discuss it.



This has references in it. But again, unless you tell me what you have problem with, it is not for me to worry myself over it. We understand from Islamic point of view what it is saying. I see no reason for me to stress over it. Bottom line is, it about adhab of using the bathroom. It is about purity which Islam emphasizes. If neither of you guys can really tell me what your problem is, i dont have your time.

Also, nothing there is mandatory. It is rather recommendations. So i really dont get you guys. Islam covers every aspect of life even when we eat. So I dont have anybody's time here unless you tell me what you dont understand. Merely copying and pasting here doesnt help when you only read to mock without iota. The reason you all find it funny is because Christianity has lost 95% of it principles. You have none but to follow what the West dictates. Jewish, Hinds, Buddhists etc keep their principles as well but you lost yours.

Danke!

Christianity has nevere been based on principles and laws, rather it's based on love so my friend, there is no principle to lose

[quote author=WORDWORLD post=48072369][/quote]after claiming that the bible has been adulterated you still decide to quote it to give credit to your prophet?

Hehehe. I never finish obeying school rules and my parent rules finish nah toilet rule i wan come obey shooo?

Op. ur rules are not complete oo. come zaria make I show u one abo.ki guy way de follow the complete procedure on how to shit. maybe u may add one or two things on your list. the one u write now nah pirated

clefstone:
Christianity has nevere been based on principles and laws, rather it's based on love so my friend, there is no principle to lose

LOVE MY FOOT

No principles. Exactly the reason you have no idea btw right and wrong. Whatever that looks good is good. Bunch of hypocrites. And yet, some of you would come here to denounce gay. Denouncing gay is principle. Question, how did you know gay is wrong?. Don't deny there are Christians who against gay. Where did they got the principle from?

Islam is religion of BALANCE. There is no such thing as silly LOVE. Evil MUST be checked.

Empiree:
LOVE MY FOOT

No principles. Exactly the reason you have no idea btw right and wrong. Whatever that looks good is good. Bunch of hypocrites. And yet, some of you would come here to denounce gay. Denouncing gay is principle. Question, how did you know gay is wrong?. Don't deny there are Christians who against gay. Where did they got the principle from?

Islam is religion of BALANCE. There is no such thing as silly LOVE. Evil MUST be checked.

But how do you muslims intend to check evil when islam itself is evil

WORDWORLD:
YOU ARE REALLY REALLY RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS ABOUT HOW TO TAUNT ISLAM!!!

Think and try again.

Not taunting just exposing to people all the stupidity that can be found in islam..
By the way did u pray away the male and female jinns as u peed while squating today. .

Sorry i could not resist. .

Empiree:
LOVE MY FOOT

No principles. Exactly the reason you have no idea btw right and wrong. Whatever that looks good is good. Bunch of hypocrites. And yet, some of you would come here to denounce gay. Denouncing gay is principle. Question, how did you know gay is wrong?. Don't deny there are Christians who against gay. Where did they got the principle from?

Islam is religion of BALANCE. There is no such thing as silly LOVE. Evil MUST be checked.

For someone who claims to be a former pharmacist in the US, you do have very poor grammar structure. .

parisbookaddict:


For someone who claims to be a former pharmacist in the US, you do have very poor grammar structure. .

thanks. NEXT

annunaki2:


But how do you muslims intend to check evil when islam itself is evil

What's bible's principle when it comes to gay ?

parisbookaddict:
Question: What are the rules and manners to be followed when answering the call of nature?

ANSWER
1. When entering the toilet, one should say the A'udhu (isti'adha) and Basmala and then recite the prayer "Allahumma innee a'oodhu bika minal khubthi wal khabaa-ith." <=====<<<<< wow you need to pray, interesting, i wonder how many muslims pray before using the toilet.

2. When entering the toilet, one should not have in one's hand anything on which the name of Allahu ta'ala or any verse of the Qur'an al-karim is written. There is no objection if it is in one's pocket or covered with something. Similarly, when stepping into the toilet, one should not be wearing a pendant with the name of Allah on it. If one has, one should tuck it inside the neck of one's sweater before entering it. <=====<<<<< oh really, islamic allah must be very sensitive, we dont want to hurt his feelings.

3. It is permissible to enter the toilet with an amulet if it is covered properly. <=====<<<<< okay thats good cos i hate taking of my amulet, empiree do you?

4. One should enter the toilet with one's left foot and exit with one's right foot. <=====<<<<< loool

5. One should recite the prayer "Alhamdu-lil-laa-hil-la-dhi adh-haba 'a-nil a-dhaa wa 'a-faa-ni" when exiting the toilet.
<=====<<<<< pooing must be a very important ritual for muslims

6. One should not talk or sit for a long time or read anything like a newspaper or sing a song or smoke or chew gum in the toilet. <=====<<<<< rilwanye001 please explain this

7. After cleaning one's private parts, one should cover them immediately.<=====<<<<< islam and its obsession with genit.alia

8. One should neither face the Qibla nor turn one's back toward it while urinating or defecating. no idea what a qibla is

9. [size=15pt]One should remove the feces on one's anus with one's finger and wash one's hand. If there are still traces of filth, one should wash them with water. [/size] <=====<<<<< eww no way , i shall never shake another muslim who believes this garbage. thats it i am done.

10. When cleaning the private parts after answering the call of nature, men should wash them from the back to the front. Women should wash them from the front to the back. Thus, the genitals will not be smeared with filth, nor will it cause one to be sexually aroused by the stimulation of fingers.

11. One should dry one's private parts with a cloth after washing them. If there is not a cloth available, it is permissible to use toilet paper because toilet paper is produced to be used after answering the call of nature. But using other kinds of paper for this purpose is not permissible.

12. One should sprinkle some water over one's underpants after cleaning one's private parts. By doing so, when one notices wetness on one's underpants, one will not feel doubt as to whether it is urine or not. One should assume it to be the sprinkled water and should not fall into baseless misgivings (waswasa).

13. After cleaning their private parts, men should do istibra. Women do not do it. Istibra means not to leave any drops of urine in the urethra. It is done by walking or coughing or lying on the left side.

14. If a man exits the toilet without doing istibra, drops of urine may come out and soil his underwear. Therefore, he should insert a cotton wick as big as a barley seed into his urinary hole, whereby he will prevent urine from oozing out.

15. Istinka means a feeling of being sure and having no doubts that there are no drops of urine left, and one's heart is at ease about it. A man can make wudu' after this certitude in his heart.

16. One should not look at one's private parts or spit into the toilet.

17. One should not urinate while standing unless there is strong necessity for doing so and should not let drops of urine splash onto one's clothes. To that end, one should keep separate pajamas or tracksuit. It is mustahab to enter the toilet with separate pajamas and with the head covered.

18. One should wash one's hands after using the toilet.

19. One must not urinate into any water, on a wall of a mosque, in a cemetery, or on a road.

20. Cleaning the private parts with stones and similar materials is an acceptable substitute for cleaning them with water.

July 29, 2016 at 3:48 PM

brainwashing is very deep. they even brainwash them to piss and shyte. Blind/one eye man leading the blind.

Meanwhile check out definition of brainwashing

"brainwashing
make (someone) adopt radically different beliefs by using systematic and often forcible pressure."