That's why I don't want to go to heaven, if there ever is. Imagine no S3x, no poker, no chess, no gambling, i won't watch John Cena & other wrestling champions, no champions league, uefa, no partying, except singing and praising God all day long? What the f**k! I'd rather die in the hottest part of hell than die in heavenly boredom!

The hell u talking of (of there is too), u think ul c all dese too?

redcliff: The hell u talking of (of there is too), u think ul c all dese too?

not all but some. E.g partying jamboree is constant 'k' in hell!

Pls consult your doctor for quick medical attention.

Lord Babs: That's why I don't want to go to heaven, if there ever is. Imagine no S3x, no poker, no chess, no gambling, i won't watch John Cena & other wrestling champions, no champions league, uefa, no partying, except singing and praising God all day long? What the f**k! I'd rather die in the hottest part of hell than die in heavenly boredom!

LOL, i feel you,

why not try Islamic paradise, i hear say them go dash you 72 sexy beautiful virgins to rock throughout eternity. it will be less boring than christian paradise. though i cant guarantee they will give you champions league, chess etc. but for heavenly sex, islamic heaven will give you more than you will ever need.

cyrexx:

LOL, i feel you,

why not try Islamic paradise, i hear say them go dash you 72 sexy beautiful virgins to rock throughout eternity. it will be less boring than christian paradise. though i cant guarantee they will give you champions league, chess etc. but for heavenly sex, islamic heaven will give you more than you will ever need.

whao! I dey feel you my guy. BTW, I was thinking there is 1 heaven(for both xtians & muslims), i never knew there were 2 heavens o! But really i think dat islamic 'paradise' will do it. Imagine me revelling amidst 77 succulent virgins. . .gbogbo aye. . .I'M READY TO BOMB FOR ALLAH. . .Allahu akbar!

cyrexx:

LOL, i feel you,

why not try Islamic paradise, i hear say them go dash you 72 sexy beautiful virgins to rock throughout eternity. it will be less boring than christian paradise. though i cant guarantee they will give you champions league, chess etc. but for heavenly sex, islamic heaven will give you more than you will ever need.

Since muslims are over-protective of their wives and daughters, I have always wanted to ask a muslim the question of who's daughters are those 72 virgins of which all the jihadist dream of having a heavenly or.gy with, and ofcourse whether they would willingly contribute their own daughter to fullfill the heavenly fantasies of their fellow muslim brothers..

Dont worry, you wont go there if you dont want.

Bro Pee: Dont worry, you wont go there if you dont want.

i dey craze?

plaetton:

Since muslims are over-protective of their wives and daughters, I have always wanted to ask a muslim the question of who's daughters are those 72 virgins of which all the jihadist dream of having a heavenly or.gy with, and ofcourse whether they would willingly contribute their own daughter to fullfill the heavenly fantasies of their fellow muslim brothers..

gbam!