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| Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Nobody: 5:46pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Pls ineed u guyz to answer this puzzle; one day u are coming back from the office, on the way u meet someone beating ur mother..... U ran home to bring a matchet, when u reached home u met someone having sex with ur bf or gf. Who will u first rescue? |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by pendo89(f): 7:49pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Where is sexkillz to answer this?  |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by buchi4action(m): 7:52pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
I will leave my g/f to enjoy herself (afterall she is not been forced), and rescue my mum. |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Idowuogbo(f): 7:53pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
pendo89: Where is sexkillz to answer this?He'll defo choose his mother I trust my son  |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Dondav(m): 7:56pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
I don't think my gf needs to be rescued!! |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Idowuogbo(f): 7:57pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Dondav: I don't think my gf needs to be rescued!!Loolll.. Y na? |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Dondav(m): 7:59pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:She's having the best time of her life! Nobody likes to be interrupted when making love.. So! I'll just back off and let her enjoy my bed for the last time. Cheers |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by pendo89(f): 8:00pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: True that. But can you imagine a fully grown man finding another beating the mum,then runs to get a matchete?? Who does that ? Your mum could be dead by the time ur back with ur crazy tool. |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Nobody: 8:17pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Too many loopholes. . . - You cannot be beating my mother and I'll leave you to go get a machete. I'll deal with you right there. So the chance of catching my gf with another, is zero. - Lets say i stupidly run home for the machete, two conditions present itself. 1) the lady could be a wife, or gf. 2) the sex could either be consensual or forced. -If it is consensual sex, you cannot expect me to leave a woman whose life is at risk for a woman in cloud nine. . . - If it is forced sex, what stops me from using the machete on the rap1st and go save my mother, killing 2 birds? Life comes first in this scenario. . . The scenario is bullshit by the way. |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Idowuogbo(f): 8:21pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
sexkillz: Too many loopholes. . .My pikin! U just scatter d whole show lol |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Idowuogbo(f): 8:22pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
pendo89:Well sum1 as crazy as d op would ya no!  |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Nobody: 8:23pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
pendo89: Where is sexkillz to answer this?How far?  |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Nobody: 8:25pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:The show no make sense. No one is that stupìd. . . |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Idowuogbo(f): 8:26pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
sexkillz: The show no make sense. No one is that stupìd. . .I disagree! D he or she who posted d dumbesttt scenario must b stupendous. |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Emmy9ite(m): 8:40pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
First things first! My mum's life is in danger,i wont even pick a matchet,i will strangle the f.o.o.l to death. After eliminating the guy i will check on my g.f! I can have another g.f but i cant have my mum twice! #Happy birthday to me in advance,2moro is my burfday 1 Like |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Idowuogbo(f): 8:42pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Emmy9ite: First things first! My mum's life is in danger,i wont even pick a matchet,i will strangle the f.o.o.l to death. After eliminating the guy i will check on my g.f! I can have another g.f but i cant have my mum twice!Life begins @ 50! Happy buff day! Hip hip! Humanus!  |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Dondav(m): 8:43pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
I'll just ask the guy why he's hitting my mum. After that, I'll preach the word of the Lord to him, using myself as an example of a good christian.. Justifying the reasons why I haven't killed him yet! As for my gf or wife, I'll just tell her not to do it again and we'll be ok. I'm born of the Lord! Violence has no place in my life! |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Nobody: 9:06pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Why is that most of u only go for ur mummy, what abt ur girlfriend, remember that u promised her heaven and earth |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Nobody: 9:16pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Successimpactld: Why is that most of u only go for ur mummy, what abt ur girlfriend, remember that u promised her heaven and earthAnd she promised me hell? |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Coolval222(m): 9:52pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Emmy9ite: First things first! My mum's life is in danger,i wont even pick a matchet,i will strangle the f.o.o.l to death. After eliminating the guy i will check on my g.f! I can have another g.f but i cant have my mum twice!wow enough njoyment dey tomorow happy birthday in advance |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Idowuogbo(f): 9:54pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Successimpactld: Why is that most of u only go for ur mummy, what abt ur girlfriend, remember that u promised her heaven and earthMugun! |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Emmy9ite(m): 10:23pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:i will be 51 tomorrow! thanks so much dear! |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:25pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Emmy9ite: i will be 51 tomorrow! thanks so much dear!Uwc papa! |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Gabrielsylar(m): 10:28pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
why use a matchet when i have HOLY WATER..... |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Emmy9ite(m): 10:31pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Coolval222:which enjoyment?? Oboy na kunu tins tomorrow oo! Thanks bro! |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Emmy9ite(m): 10:33pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Idowuogbo:thanks mum! |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Idowuogbo(f): 10:39pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Emmy9ite: thanks mum!Dats my boi! |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by tobechi20(m): 10:45am On Aug 02, 2012 |
I can always get another lover but cant have another mother 1 Like |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by KINGwax(m): 10:54am On Aug 02, 2012 |
What a foolish question! Someone wey dey beat your mama for don beat am to death before u arrive, na to jes go prize coffin go remain. When u dey see someone dey give ur mama jabbing for head, u no fit pick fight rescue am immediately. U come reach house again come carry cutlass, how u take knw d guy no hold gun. Someone dey fucck your girlfriend, u come still dey think who to first rescue. Wetin d cutlass dey do wey e dey look? Guy, u be mumu. |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Nobody: 12:11pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
Dondav: I'll just ask the guy why he's hitting my mum. After that, I'll preach the word of the Lord to him, using myself as an example of a good christian.. Justifying the reasons why I haven't killed him yet! that's what she said  |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Nobody: 7:21am On Aug 03, 2012 |
God have mercy on my enemies |
| Re: Which One Will U Rescue? Ur Mother Or Ur Love..... by Nobody: 7:52am On Aug 03, 2012 |
I don't know what you guys have been sniffing!? It makes perfect sense to get a machete, what makes you think the guy can't brush you and your mother and your other brothers conveniently(afterall the guy's size and punch power isn't specified). Me o, I go find plank(I prefer the sound of breaking bones to the sight of blood). #Just saying. Btw @OP, you can be more productive than this. It's in you! |
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