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The Father in Law by callydon(m): 9:13am On Aug 02, 2012
Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum. That’s asign of disrespect!
Man :Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.

Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?

Man : Sir I only drink & smoke when i go to the club.

Father-In-Law : U club too?

Man : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when i came out of prison.

Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!

Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody.

Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer

Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him.

Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right man for my daughter. grin

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Re: The Father in Law by Nobody: 9:17am On Aug 02, 2012
Funny.whr is dani or bin gbagbo to rate this joke?

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Re: The Father in Law by drlaykay(m): 1:34pm On Aug 02, 2012
Initialy:66%
Later;50%
Now:30%

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