Just tell a good lie.

Lemme go ist.


I had four swimming pools in my house until armed robbers came and stole three.

I have travelled to three countries

Great Britain, England and United kingdom.

The only sentence i can write in English is "I dont speak english"

I am a medical doctor.
I studied medicine at the Lagos State Polytechnic.

Mig calling
*phone ringing*
caller id: 080. . . . . .
Migines:hello
Friend:mig y u no come my house again yesterday now.
Migines: abeg nor ves i deh new york as we deh yan so.

LOL

My father owns Coca Cola

My father has a mining industry at ondo.

I have never lied

i own Nairaland

I have 250 cars

Love to Exercise

Sorry i didnt return your dvd. Armed robbers stole it

errr. . . i don't know wha to say

i jst got a contract to supply water to the atlantic

i can build a bridge form my heart to yours

I am so broke right now ^{thats some serious white lie}

Am a real thug i got a gun

I'm having a baby right now!!! Push, push, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

sexytitan:

I'm having a baby right now!!! Push, push, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

That is a lie sexytitan cos you are male

Thug Life:

That is a lie sexytitan because you are male

The aim of this thread is to say the truth

U guys are insane.I gave birth to a bouncing baby ituen. . . .awwh, dosen't he look cute?

i have never tasted d breast of a woman

I neither read nor replied this thread. Hell, I didn't even log into Nairaland today! Seriously!

holyeye:

i have never tasted d breast of a woman

roflmao!


i have not posted on nairaland today :p

I just saw your mama doing my bro

I just saw your brother doing my dog

I have never talked to a girl

neither have i spoken to guy before,

i cant even speak

I'm a misogynist.

can u imagine, i travelled to england last night, on gettin there, i was told am in france, they are so daft that i decided to leave but i neednt worry cos i turned to my right, lo and behold, i saw an ojuelegba bus, so right now am home, what an experience