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D Professor And D Sailor by Okeycima: 10:42pm On Aug 25, 2012
Check dis out...A prof was traveling by boat,& few miniutes afta sail,he asked sailor,'do u know Biology?Ecology?Morphology?Zoology?d sailor answd 'No' 2 all of these.And d prof got angry & replied,what d hell do u know on earth?u will die of illiteracy.1 hr lata,their boat hit turbulence & started sinking.so,d sailor asked d prof,do u know swiminology & escapeology from sharkolOGY? D prof said No'.d sailor replied,wel,sharkology & crocodileology wil eat ur headology & u will dieology wit ur knowledgeology because of ur mouthology.hahaha Check dis out...A prof was traveling by boat,& few miniutes afta sail,he asked sailor,'do u know Biology?Ecology?Morphology?Zoology?d sailor answd 'No' 2 all of these.And d prof got angry & replied,what d hell do u know on earth?u will die of illiteracy.1 hr lata,their boat hit turbulence & started sinking.so,d sailor asked d prof,do u know swiminology & escapeology from sharkolOGY? D prof said No'.d sailor replied,wel,sharkology & crocodileology wil eat ur headology & u will dieology wit ur knowledgeology because of ur mouthology.hahaha Check dis out...A prof was traveling by boat,& few miniutes afta sail,he asked sailor,'do u know Biology?Ecology?Morphology?Zoology?d sailor answd 'No' 2 all of these.And d prof got angry & replied,what d hell do u know on earth?u will die of illiteracy.1 hr lata,their boat hit turbulence & started sinking.so,d sailor asked d prof,do u know swiminology & escapeology from sharkolOGY? D prof said No'.d sailor replied,wel,sharkology & crocodileology wil eat ur headology & u will dieology wit ur knowledgeology because of ur mouthology.hahaha

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