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Husbands For Sale by geoash(m): 7:38am On Jan 18, 2008
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Zimbabwe , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch …. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4
These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5
These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6

You are visitor 4,363,012to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. shocked grin

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Re: Husbands For Sale by ituen(m): 12:55pm On Jan 18, 2008
Hmmmmmm. . . , .
Re: Husbands For Sale by Emperoh(m): 1:10pm On Jan 18, 2008
Anya UKWU; GREED
Re: Husbands For Sale by tufe(m): 1:19pm On Jan 18, 2008
i 100% agree grin
Re: Husbands For Sale by dipo2much(m): 2:22pm On Jan 18, 2008
WORD[/size] SYNONYM
Woman[size=8pt]
Insatiable creature.

Lolz,just kidding
Re: Husbands For Sale by dipo2much(m): 2:23pm On Jan 18, 2008
WORD SYNONYM
Woman Insatiable creature.

Lolz,just kidding
Re: Husbands For Sale by tufe(m): 2:27pm On Jan 18, 2008
@dipo, the ladies go soon come catch you cool
Re: Husbands For Sale by clemcykul(f): 5:15pm On Jan 19, 2008
alll this babes u just cant satisty em angry
Re: Husbands For Sale by ThugLife1(m): 5:10am On Jan 21, 2008
lol
Re: Husbands For Sale by tjtj1(m): 6:23am On Jan 21, 2008
Stale but nyce

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