In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:

Make the women happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

Sorry, that's the way the game is played.


HERE IS THE GUIDE TO THE POINT SYSTEM::


SIMPLE DUTIES:


You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+ But return

with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with iron rod (+10) It's her pet (-10)


SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college

buddy (-2) Named Victoria (-4)

Victoria is a dancer (-6), Victoria is single and is really beautiful (-80)


HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)


A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)


ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

You hesitate in responding (-10)

You reply, "Where?" (-35)

Any other response (-20)


COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned __expression (0)

You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

Now what chance do you have

Nna mhenn,

you a d'bomb

Instead of wasting your time to make a woman happy, make yourself happy first. they will cry that you are selfish but they will understand that you come first as they always make sure they themself come first in everything.

Even when women are happy they still ask themselves if they are happy so that complete the jigsaw. Women are happy when they choose to be happy, do your best and leave the rest.

@ poster
Are a commissioner of women's affair in your state? Guess you must be scoring good points with your woman.

@poster

Nice post but does it guarantee anything?

You can still do all these things and never earn a kiss

There are no hard and fast rules to women & attraction.

Women, like men, are simply unpredictable

Each one comes with her own gabbage/formula

does that mean there are no points for women when they make the man happy? cos i believe women too go the extra mile to make their guys happy.

you’re post doesn’t mean anything to me. But why not apply for commissioner for WOMEN AFFAIRS

so, what's ur point? that u can never make a woman happy? only very selfish men believe all these lies because they only think of themselves. try putting ur woman first and she can give u the world. if u continue like this my dear, u will grow old without anyone to share ur life with. stop being a cynic. i don warn u o, my brother.

LOL!!!!!

basically stupity gets you no where and there are some things that a guy can neva win at with a woman. Just go with the flow.