yes ooo instead of me marrying a woman wey go give me wahala e go better make i just dey single dey flex.
yes ooo its better to be a bachelor than marry a woman wey go dey wahala me for house for money for market while i dey pay attention dey watch champions league for supersports.yes na because at least if na bachelor i be i go fit siddon for my sttingroom dey watch tv without fear of any woman bothering me.
yess ooo its better to be a bachelor than marry a woman wey go wake me up for my own bed with a dirty knock for my head dey complain say my mates dey outside dey hustle while dey bed dey sleep like lazy elephant.yess na because at least if na bachelor i be i fit sleep when i like and wake up wen i like without fear of any woman using hot pressin iron for my yansh.
its better to be a bachelor than marry a woman wey go stand for ur own frontage dey ask u were u go just because u return home late in the night.yes ooo because at least if na bachelor u be u fit return to ur house at any hour of the day without fear of any woman interrogating u like ur mama.
yess oo its better to be a bachelor than marry a woman wey go dey nag u for money to do her hair while u dey take a rest after a hard days job.yes na because at least if na bachelor u be u no go bother divide ur salary dey give any woman for hair allowance and money f0r bleaching cream.
its better to be a bachelor than marry a woman wey go disturb u for phone dey command u make u do come house when u dey hang out wit ur paddies for pepper soup joint.yes na because if at least i be bachelor i can go to any beer palour or pepper soup joint and hang out wit my paddies till 12 oclock for midnight witout worrying about any babe wey go provoke if i return late.

@poster. So only one bottle of limca dey shark u?

It is official, lefooooool has finally lost it! So sad

xynerise: @poster. So only one bottle of limca dey shark u?

see ur head like groundnut
bigboys like me na red wine we dey shack not limca

xynerise: @poster. So only one bottle of limca dey shark u?

The limca don expire na hin make..

lefulefu:
see ur head like groundnut
bigboys like me na red wine we dey shack not limca

chai! Your parents really try train u reach this level

xynerise:
chai! Your parents really try train u reach this level

At least i fit brag say ur papa was our gateman .nah the small change wey i dey always give am back then na im he dey take buy all those ten naira ice cream for you

lefulefu:
At least i fit brag say ur papa was our gateman .nah the small change wey i dey always give am back then na im he dey take buy all those ten naira ice cream for you

my dad senior ur dad so watch ur mouth

xynerise:
my dad senior ur dad so watch ur mouth

my papa serve for biafra way.by dat time ur papa dey suck feeding bottle

biafra *war*

Biafra way right? . I think say them use ur papa do suya during the war?

xynerise: Biafra way right? . I think say them use ur papa do suya during the war?

my papa na captain and dem decorate am sef with medals for im bravery during the war.u see dat time ur papa still dey soil im napkin with piss and if i go add na only abokis dey sell suya

Lefool lefool... You don start again abi?

Yes ooo I agree wit u.... Yes nah bachelor life dey sweet.

ikekings: Lefool lefool... You don start again abi?

i no start anything ooo
nah facts of life i just dey yarn