A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for him. Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

l.o.l

that was phhaatt

Oh yeahhhhh, son of a donkey
Nice one !
Cheers

ha ha ha! obviously the author's personal experience

africanboy:

ha ha ha! obviously the author's personal experience

lol

@africanboy

africanboy:

ha ha ha! obviously the author's personal experience

Sorry wrong guy still, africanboy! Am in2 IT. Dont drag your wrong jokes over here. By the way, it seems u are a reporter. Oh i can see why u are bent on defending them. Dont worry it's a nice profession, we can accommodate your errors.

lmao, u guys crack me up

WOW, he is an IT guru. OMG, we have an IT guru in the house!!! From journalism to IT, your career path is made BOY! Not interested in dissing you, just shooting you in your foot with your gun.

@africanboy

africanboy:

WOW, he is an IT guru. OMG, we have an IT guru in the house!!! From journalism to IT, your career path is made BOY! Not interested in dissing you, just shooting you in your foot with your gun.

Abeg all that one na bobo! U can only try to diss but u cant win. As 4 journalism, i see from the old joke of yours that u are rightly following that path, so what? Keep it up. U r made 4 it. As 4 wissing that i transcend from IT to anything abeg dont push me, i am not interested in following your career. I have one already. As per the gun, pls dont let SSS hear ooo! They are clamping down on Cult guys and we would not want to see u in jail. PS.

O4real:

@africanboyAbeg all that one na bobo! U can only try to diss but u can't win. As 4 journalism, i see from the old joke of yours that u are rightly following that path, so what? Keep it up. U r made 4 it. As 4 wissing that i transcend from IT to anything abeg don't push me, i am not interested in following your career. I have one already. As per the gun, please don't let SSS hear ooo! They are clamping down on Cult guys and we would not want to see u in jail. PS.

all jokes apart. am truly sorry for the person paying your salary if you spend his time and resources chasing africanboy on nairaland.

Why are u jealous about my salary, get real and move on

@ 04real

you got me all cracked up man. damn. nice joke.

@ africanboy

boy did you drink urine before reading this joke abi you just wanted to cause problem.

@diddy, dont mind me, i had a combination of "opa ehin+paraga+agbo jedi+ale+fatoo" before posting. am high men! but i could have sworn i was in that crowd that day and i saw him run through, shouting "my daddy, my daddy". and he actually came here wash his dirty undies in public.

@diddy4dt
tanx my guy but your jokes are the bomb. Abeg dont waste your time telling afroboy anything cos he is suffering from fingering and lack of women. So wheneva his fingers go itchy he just types and with all those stuffs in him, phew! that guy can sure type nitwit stuff! Remember, he is high. Check out his pix on N*****Land u will sure get what am saying.
@africanboy
Hey Afroboy, i dont rub shoulders with drug addicts and a guy that takes "opa ehin+paraga+agbo jedi+ale+fatoo" before posting is not my ideal person. Pls take less of the stuffs, N*****Landers still love 2 c your name pop up from time to time even though they are dry jokes. But tell me who washes his dirty undies in public if u can admit to such gross drug abuse!!!

*yawns*

U grab now.

pls, someone else take me on, this "son of a donkey" is too boring!

@afroboy alias afrodonkey
Why are u so defensive about this grand father of yours. It's ovastandable that ur species have evoluted into gorillas but please we dont want to hear of you defending your great-grands and grands in hear. G-donkey go sleep or burn your thots elsewhere! Or r u still drinking urine?

O4real:

@afroboy alias afrodonkey
Or r u still drinking urine?

damn! u got me falling with that one. hahahaha

O4real:

@afroboy alias afrodonkey
Why are u so defensive about this grand father of yours. It's ovastandable that your species have evoluted into gorillas but please we don't want to hear of you defending your great-grands and grands in hear. G-donkey go sleep or burn your thoughts elsewhere! Or r u still drinking urine?

wow, that was a mouthful. suddenly your vocabulary has increased to approx 150 words. your mother must be so proud of you, finally her son is coming of age (getting matured? - at 29 years).

@diddy4dt, who are you? his brother?

@afrodonkey
buzz off Donkey Kong. . . donkeys dont talk except when u have acted in "Shrek" or u were the one abi?

@diddydt
Please i bid u not to talk to this low life. He is not worth it. Eva since he posted his "old joke" no other inspiration came again. This guy's brain has been dammed by his foolishness. Abeg no answer am. I can always handle the mule. Is it not to just drag him . . .abeg leave the matter.
@afrodonkey
Go check out diddydt's joke posts (ie they are many [had to translate since donkey's are mentally challenged animals] ) mayb, mayb u will learn the ropes from him. DIDDYDT ROCKS THE JOKE THREAD!!!

hmm, someone is getting aggravated.

O4real:

@diddydt
Please i bid u not to talk to this low life. He is not worth it. Eva since he posted his "old joke" no other inspiration came again. This guy's brain has been dammed by his foolishness. Abeg no answer am. I can always handle the mule. Is it not to just drag him . . .abeg leave the matter.
@afrodonkey
Go check out diddydt's joke posts (ie they are many [had to translate since donkey's are mentally challenged animals] ) mayb, mayb u will learn the ropes from him. DIDDYDT ROCKS THE JOKE THREAD!!!

am not surprised you understand your donkey language, after all - that's what you are.

*why am i replying this guy (just resisted temptation to call you a fool), haven't i got better things to do? *

I have never seen where a donkey can resist temptation but are the pick of them! Why r u replying? . . . because u suffer from fingering and lol there is a keyboard in front of you. Go look @ a mirror afroboy donkey kong. All your dry jist in and out of my post has been about donkey this and donkey that, wise up and go eat the grass, pein choad!

this is getting bad. and really ugly.

True. Guys, pls control your selves and tongues. Enough is enough. A word they say is enough for the wise

father of a donkey

it is son of a donkey

did he take his dad to the Hospital?

asm him again