Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,158,022 members, 7,835,464 topics. Date: Tuesday, 21 May 2024 at 10:32 AM

The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife - Religion - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Religion / The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife (2416 Views)

A Man Of God Told Me She Is Not My Wife / Message From The Lord Jesus To Christians & Pastors - A Must Read! / 'How T.B. Joshua Took My Wife' – Pastor Peter Kayode Tells It All (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (Reply) (Go Down)

The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Delafruita(m): 12:21pm On Dec 23, 2012
the lord came to me a few moments ago and he said the rib he removed from me was used in creating jesoul.he said i should tell her to either join with me or return the rib.(s)he that hath ear,let hi(e)r hear
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 12:36pm On Dec 23, 2012
Lol.. Make chris and aio no catch u o..
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by ooman(m): 12:38pm On Dec 23, 2012
the lord is only kidding grin cheesy grin wink
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Delafruita(m): 12:41pm On Dec 23, 2012
ooman: the lord is only kidding grin cheesy grin wink
the lord isnt one to crack jokes.
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 12:44pm On Dec 23, 2012
SMH. Hypocrisy in atheism.
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by saintvc(m): 1:05pm On Dec 23, 2012
I thought jesoul is married
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by ooman(m): 1:10pm On Dec 23, 2012
saintvc: I thought jesoul is married

exactly why the lord is kidding
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by seyibrown(f): 2:55pm On Dec 23, 2012
saintvc: I thought jesoul is married

Me too! OP , are you sure you are listening to the real LORD? smiley
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by manmustwac(m): 3:14pm On Dec 23, 2012
JeSouL is defineately married. So the lord must be giving you false information
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 3:16pm On Dec 23, 2012
What wont I see on Nairaland!!

1 Like

Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 3:20pm On Dec 23, 2012
The atheist, tolerance, and the hypocrisy.
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 3:29pm On Dec 23, 2012
Reyginus: The atheist, tolerance, and the hypocrisy.

It's more like stupidity.

These guys are just childish , it's unbelievable.

No respect even for a married woman, what a bunch of miscreants.
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 3:30pm On Dec 23, 2012
Reyginus: The atheist, tolerance, and the hypocrisy.

Theists, intolerance, butthurt, inability to see satire and hypocrisy wink
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 3:30pm On Dec 23, 2012
frosbel:

It's more like stupidity.

These guys are just childish , it's unbelievable.


Christian troll says what?
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 3:35pm On Dec 23, 2012
frosbel:

It's more like stupidity.

These guys are just childish , it's unbelievable.

No respect even for a married woman, what a bunch of miscreants.
Most atheists are hypocrites. They derive pleasure in doing what they accuse the religionists of.
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 3:37pm On Dec 23, 2012
Logicboy03:

Theists, intolerance, butthurt, inability to see satire and hypocrisy wink
Keep proofing me right boy.
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 3:43pm On Dec 23, 2012
What you christians dont understand is that the OP is trying to make a point.


Would you do something evil/disgusting if God told you to do it?
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Delafruita(m): 4:31pm On Dec 23, 2012
saintvc: I thought jesoul is married
the lord doesnt care about earthly arrangements.by hook or crook,he must have his way
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Delafruita(m): 4:32pm On Dec 23, 2012
manmustwac: JeSouL is defineately married. So the lord must be giving you false information
the lord is confusing me.why did he allow my missing rib marry someone else?
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Delafruita(m): 4:33pm On Dec 23, 2012
frosbel:

It's more like stupidity.

These guys are just childish , it's unbelievable.

No respect even for a married woman, what a bunch of miscreants.
frosbel is apparently still grieving.am sure you'd be nominated for next year's award
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Delafruita(m): 4:34pm On Dec 23, 2012
Logicboy03: What you christians dont understand is that the OP is trying to make a point.


Would you do something evil/disgusting if God told you to do it?


at least someone understands
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 4:38pm On Dec 23, 2012
frosbel:

It's more like stupidity.

These guys are just childish , it's unbelievable.

No respect even for a married woman, what a bunch of miscreants.
Even though maclatunji can be overzealous at times, but i think he seldom gets it right. This bullshit of a thread that's insulting would have been thrown into the bin, should it have been opened in the islamic section.

Silly attention seeking fellow.
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 4:40pm On Dec 23, 2012
Logicboy03: What you christians dont understand is that the OP is trying to make a point.


Would you do something evil/disgusting if God told you to do it?


God is not an author of confusion and highest order stupidity like we have here
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 4:40pm On Dec 23, 2012
toba: Even though maclatunji can be overzealous at times, but i think he seldom gets it right. This bullshit of a thread that's insulting would have been thrown into the bin, should it have been opened in the islamic section.

Silly attention seeking fellow.


Is that how much you hate atheists? You praise Maclatunji just to get back at atheists?


Fail
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 4:44pm On Dec 23, 2012
Logicboy03:

Is that how much you hate atheists? You praise Maclatunji just to get back at atheists?


Fail
you better shut up. how does this depict hatred? this is stupidity and nothing more. If a christian does this to another christian or to an atheist, he's gonna get criticized by me. This isnt hatred.

get a life
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 4:49pm On Dec 23, 2012
toba: you better shut up. how does this depict hatred? this is stupidity and nothing more. If a christian does this to another christian or to an atheist, he's gonna get criticized by me. This isnt hatred.

get a life


grin grin grin

[size=18pt]
You supported Maclatunji. There is no getting back from that.


Anyways, this thread is not about Jesoul. This is how I know that the average christian on NL is a dubious person. The thread makes a simple point; would you do something evil if God tells you to do it?


You can replace "Jesoul" in the title with any other married woman. The point will be the same

You can replace "Jesoul" and "wife" in the title with "logicboy" and "slave". The point will still be the same.


You christians are focusing outrage on the wrong thing[/size]
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 4:52pm On Dec 23, 2012
Lol @ logicboy. But the tpia wannabe won't understand. It's not written in the Bible.

Abi, is it?

David and Bathsheba.
The Holy Spirit and Mary.
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 5:03pm On Dec 23, 2012
Logicboy03:


grin grin grin

[size=18pt]
You supported Maclatunji. There is no getting back from that.
yes, i agree with some of his 'overzealous' responses. There are some posts that are allowed here which on a normal day wouldnt have been allowed in other sections. In this regard, i agree with tunji.

Logicboy03:
Anyways, this thread is not about Jesoul. This is how I know that the average christian on NL is a dubious person. The thread makes a simple point; would you do something evil if God tells you to do it?
its afternoon already and im sure you would have atleast had a meal. stop talking like a hungry man. the thread is about me right? go and review the op once again and careful this time, to see the real scornful intent of the op

Logicboy03:
You can replace "Jesoul" in the title with any other married woman. The point will be the same

You can replace "Jesoul" and "wife" in the title with "logicboy" and "slave". The point will still be the same.
stop yarning BS. this thread is directed at Jesoul or atleast to seek her attention, hence we should stay within the confinement of the thread. the title says '(The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife' lets stay within the scope

Logicboy03:
You christians are focusing outrage on the wrong thing[/size]
We may stop when u atheist regain Consciousness of the mind to stop mocking christianity and focus on serious discussions
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 5:05pm On Dec 23, 2012
toba: yes, i agree with some of his 'overzealous' responses. There are some posts that are allowed here which on a normal day wouldnt have been allowed in other sections. In this regard, i agree with tunji.

its afternoon already and im sure you would have atleast had a meal. stop talking like a hungry man. the thread is about me right? go and review the op once again and careful this time, to see the real scornful intent of the op

stop yarning BS. this thread is directed at Jesoul or atleast to seek her attention, hence we should stay within the confinement of the thread. the title says '(The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife' lets stay within the scope

We may stop when u atheist regain Consciousness of the mind to stop mocking christianity and focus on serious discussions


Yawn. If you dont want to be ridiculed, then stop holding ridiculous beliefs
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 5:08pm On Dec 23, 2012
Logicboy03:


Yawn. If you dont want to be ridiculed, then stop holding ridiculous beliefs
smh. so atheism is all about being anti christianity? o:
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by Nobody: 5:10pm On Dec 23, 2012
toba: smh. so atheism is all about being anti christianity? o:

nope
Re: The Lord Said Jesoul Is To Be My Wife by ooman(m): 5:10pm On Dec 23, 2012
toba: smh. so atheism is all about being anti christianity? o:

No, anti religion

(1) (2) (3) (Reply)

Atheists Becoming More Aggressive In America / Occult Symbology In Music Videos / Nigerian Gay Man Poses Naked…says Jesus Christ Was Gay And Raped Goats

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 36
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.