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| Punctuate Your English, Or Else! by 4getme1(m): 2:26am On Apr 27, 2006 |
Okay, if you think all is well with the shorthand spellings and careless punctuations we do these days, wait until you hear this. Johnny met this babe and after a dinner decided to write her a love note. He asked help from his linguistic friend, who promptly sent him the following draft: _____________________ My Dear Pat, The dinner we shared the other night – it was absolutely lovely! Not in my wildest dreams could I ever imagine anyone as perfect as you are. Could you – even if only for a moment – think of our being together forever? What a cruel joke to have you come into my life only to leave again; it would be heaven denied. The possibility of seeing you again makes me giddy with joy. I face the time we are apart with great sadness. John. P.S.: I would like to tell you that I love you. I can’t stop thinking that you are one of the prettiest women on earth. _____________________ Okay, Johnny got down to business and copied the draft in his own handwriting. The finished product? See for yourself: _____________________ My Dear Pat the dinner we shared the other night. It was absolutely lovely – not! In my wildest dreams, could I ever imagine anyone? As perfect as you are, could you – if only for a moment – think? Of our being together forever: what a cruel joke! To have you come into my life only to leave again: it would be heaven! Denied the possibility of seeing you again makes me giddy. With joy I face the time we are apart. With great ‘sadness,’ John P.S.: I would like to tell you that I love you. I can’t. Stop thinking that you are one of the prettiest women on earth. ____________________ What happened next? Your guess! |
| Re: Punctuate Your English, Or Else! by hotangel2(f): 4:45am On Apr 27, 2006 |
Hahaha, english is a sucker mehn!  |
| Re: Punctuate Your English, Or Else! by micklplus(m): 11:33am On Apr 27, 2006 |
Johnny johnny ! this guy is always too much ! Nice one |
| Re: Punctuate Your English, Or Else! by Z4M4eva(f): 11:40am On Apr 27, 2006 |
Some Kool Stuff. |
| Re: Punctuate Your English, Or Else! by memyself2(f): 1:22pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
omg! this is wicked! i love it  it made me look stupid, cuz i was really laughin hard |
| Re: Punctuate Your English, Or Else! by memyself2(f): 1:28pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
omg! this is wicked! i love it it made me look stupid, cuz i was really laughin hard |
| Re: Punctuate Your English, Or Else! by spikelord(m): 3:01pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
hahahaha, micklplus:That is why HA is tripping! |
| Re: Punctuate Your English, Or Else! by jayemkay(f): 8:44pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
hahaha johnny always makes me laugh! |
| Re: Punctuate Your English, Or Else! by Zahymaka(m): 10:10pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
Johnny. I won't ever name my son John. |
| Re: Punctuate Your English, Or Else! by 4getme1(m): 10:14pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
Ah-ha! why now, Zahymaka? Just a few punctuation bloopers and Johnny is already a bad boy?  |
| Re: Punctuate Your English, Or Else! by Zahymaka(m): 10:16pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
Do you know the perpetually randy Little Johnny? |
| Re: Punctuate Your English, Or Else! by 4getme1(m): 10:18pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
Oh, now u're talking - I get ur point!! |
| Re: Punctuate Your English, Or Else! by Upaka(f): 8:44am On Oct 14, 2013 |
Cant stop laughing |
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