khiaa:

Bad Boy!!!

Bad Girl

khiaa: So is toasting about getting to know a lady you are interested in, or is it about getting sex from any lady?

Are you a learner?

khiaa:


Thanks for the info.

Yunching i̶̲̥̅̊s a slang we use in †ђξ hood.

xyoung:
Are you a learner?

I'm just an american girl trying to learn some of your lingo.

xyoung:
Bad Girl

Well it looks like we may be a match.

chinig:
Yunching i̶̲̥̅̊s a slang we use in †ђξ hood.

but what does it mean?

Stup¡d question. Redundant thread. Silly OP.

SAFO: Stup¡d question. Redundant thread. Silly OP.

Why is it a stupid question when I am not nigerian and I am trying to learn?

SAFO: Stup¡d question. Redundant thread. Silly OP.

That's rather harsh & uncalled for! Do you believe everyone on this forum is a Nigerian or streetwise? Be more matured with ur response next time!

khiaa:

Why is it a stupid question when I am not nigerian and I am trying to learn?

Never mind the ill-bred dude!
.
Toasting is a slang used in place of wooing a lady...to get her to be ur girlfriend! Has same meaning as Chyking.
.
Slicing...yunching and all the other funny words here are "street words" for having s.ex !
.
I believe you should catch the drift now!

khiaa:

Action speaks louder than words. Promises, Promises.

hmmm. . . . .you will like banana very well

But I dey toast babe with Holy Bible o.

See Songs of Solomon for the fantastic toasting lines.

I use am this morning toast babe for one supermarket and she don gree to be my Valentine patapata o.
Now I don get two babes for Valentine.
One go follow me go Valentine party till dawn when the other dey busy for supermarket, then the Valentine Sunday, when she is off duty, she and I go do our own Valentine.
I am just enjoying my chivalrous love life. Life is meant to be an adventure of love, power and success.

Orikinla: But I dey toast babe with Holy Bible o.

See Songs of Solomon for the fantastic toasting lines.

I use am this morning toast babe for one supermarket and she don gree to be my Valentine patapata o.
Now I don get two babes for Valentine.
One go follow me go Valentine party till dawn when the other dey busy for supermarket, then the Valentine Sunday, when she is off duty, she and I go do our own Valentine.
I am just enjoying my chivalrous love life. Life is meant to be an adventure of love, power and success.

Play on Player.

Royal Roy:
Never mind the ill-bred dude!
.
Toasting is a slang used in place of wooing a lady...to get her to be ur girlfriend! Has same meaning as Chyking.
.
Slicing...yunching and all the other funny words here are "street words" for having s.ex !
.
I believe you should catch the drift now!

Thanks Royal Roy, yes I get it now.

Hole Digga: hmmm. . . . .you will like banana very well

You are very nasty.

Royal Roy:

That's rather harsh & uncalled for! Do you believe everyone on this forum is a Nigerian or streetwise? Be more matured with ur response next time!

Stop sucking up on the Internet,you gets no punny. She could have easily searched any of the numerous topics already posted in the past or just accepted mynd's well timed response at the beginning of the thread or better yet, figured it out by the context it's used in.

It's not like we're discussing the propensity for aerodynamic expulsion or some other thought provoking topic.

khiaa:

You are very nasty.

and you are very nawty

SAFO:

Stop sucking up on the Internet,you gets no punny. She could have easily searched any of the numerous topics already posted in the past or just accepted mynd's well timed response at the beginning of the thread or better yet, figured it out by the context it's used in.

It's not like we're discussing the propensity for aerodynamic expulsion or some other thought provoking topic.

You could have simply ignored my thread.

Hole Digga: and you are very nawty

What's up with your username?

I love you,what do you say?

khiaa:

What's up with your username?

to dig women hole

chucky234: I love you,what do you say?

What

Hole Digga: to dig women hole

Disgusting!!!

khiaa:

Disgusting!!!

pretender . . . .didnt you love it when your hole is screwed and you even scream for more?

Hole Digga: pretender . . . .didnt you love it when your hole is screwed and you even scream for more?

This ain't sèxuality na

khiaa:

What

I am toasting you na.

What the Hell is wrong with you?

Hole Digga: pretender . . . .didnt you love it when your hole is screwed and you even scream for more?

Ok, I love you back.

chucky234: I am toasting you na.

khiaa:
Ok, I love you back.

**blushing**
Will you please be my VAL.

Only if you promise to be mine.

chucky234: **blushing**
Will you please be my VAL.

khiaa:
Only if you promise to be mine.

I'll be yours and yours alone forever and ever,its a promise.

DEDICATED TO MY VAL (Khiaa)
ROSES ARE RED;
.
roses are red
violets are blue
when god gave out brains,
where the heck were you?
roses are red
violets are blue
monkeys like you belong in a zoo
dont be angry
i'll be there too
not in a cage
but laughing at you!!
roses are red
violets are blue
i'll be your Aladdin
if you be my jasmine...
roses are red
buttercups are yellow
smile Khiaa
cause you are in my heart
Roses are red
Violtes are blue
Nothing in this crazy world
Could keep me from loving you!
.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The sun shows their beauty,
But true beauty is in you.
.
Roses are red,
Violet's are blue,
This Valentines,
I realized you were true
roses are red
violets are blue
you always know how to
ease the pain I'm put through
.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
On this day i feel special
I hope you do too
pleanty of love
tons of kisses
hope some day to be your Mr.
.
roses are red,
leaves are green,
if you are my queen
then i am your king
.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
bees need flowers
and I need you