People ask me "How your girlfriend?", I smile and reply, "she's fine". They really think I mean a human she, but what I really mean is MY PHONE.

~<<| THE PROOF |>>~

When my battery is down, (Like your GF is hungry), I look for ways to charge it (like buying her food).

When there's something wrong but not very serious, like screen fell and glass broke but the touches and evreything is still working fine, (just like when your girlfriend has a light injury, like a flesh wound). I start looking for ways to repair it, not that i still cant use or that I flaunt my phone, but I just feel I should change the glass to make surevutvhas the best (like taking your GF to the hospital when you know simple self medication can cure it).

When someone is with my phone and having fun with it (just like when a guy [your superior] is talking with your GF inside a private corner like an office, and the only thing you hear outside is their laughter), I'm like "give me my phone" (like you pray you had magical powers to listen to what they are discussing).

When a phone with a better specs than mine is released, and I like the phone, I start planning on ways to dump the current one and purchase the new one. Just like most guys find someone having something their current GF doesnt have and start looking for ways to end the relationship and go for the new pearl.

When my phone is stolen, (like your GF leaves you for another guy i.e the guy stole her from you). My whole world is shattered and I start recounting my pictures, games, videos, bad things, good things, funny things I did/ had on the phone (just like you start reminiscing your time with your former GF).

Finnaly, when a phone that has satisfied me from day 1 is gotten old / overused. And its demanding for a change, I feel for it and it's as if I should do a send forth, and pass it to someone very dear to me that can take care of it. God knows I wouldn't sell it. In the same way, when you discover something that would make you and your long time GF not to marry, like blood relation, you guys feel for each other and its as if it shouldn't have ended this way but lasted forever.


Note: If you are in a relationship and you feel the same way I feel, you should apologize to your partner cos you are cheating on her.

This was my thought this evening and I just decided I write it down.

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