In my short life, I’ve had the opportunity to meet different types of crazy women, and the men that are attracted to these women. I’ve also come to learn that a lot of men are attracted to these women for various reasons; some due to unresolved mummy issues, some due to severe cases of masochism, and some… well in some cases, these men would date seemingly crazy women because they were… hot.

However, I’ve also learned that some men date crazy women, simply out of sheer stupidity. And the bad thing about this is, these men usually make even more stupid mistakes.

Take for instance, Emmanuel Oyelara, a member of the NYSC, serving in Ohaozara Local government area of Ebonyi State who was in a relationship (of sorts), with a local woman called Maria, and got stabbed in the eye for his efforts, by his apparent main chic, Happiness.

NYSC members, is it so difficult to simply go through your service year without mishap? Is it?

So here’s the story: Emmanuel was attempting to separate a fight between his two lovers and then decided to call for help. Happiness, a mother of three, was quite upset at her boyfriend’s trifling ways, and after fighting Maria (a mother of two) for a while, caught up with Emmanuel and stabbed him in the eye with a broken bottle.

*pause*: Question one: What is with this guy and women with kids?

Question two: Was he actually looking when Happiness (who was obviously not very happy) broke that bottle?

Emma is cooling his eyeballs (pardon the terrible pun) at the Federal Teaching Hospital, Abakaliki, Ebonyi state after the stabbing, which happened when Happiness and Maria met at his house once again.

First of all, what happened to proper scheduling? Why did the two women meet at his house? Any self respecting two-timer should know how to manage himself well… but that’s beside the point. Secondly, “once again” you say? This wasn’t the first time they’d...

Via Greenlight [http://greenlight.com.ng/2013/04/10/emmanuel-took-two-lovers-so-one-of-them-took-his-eye/]

Emmanuel now na one eye sunday. Our people say na wetin sweet man na it dey kill am. Maybe there is something minimini manamana sweeter than manamana minimini in dat over stretched Local punny.

In both of them? Emmanuel has quite the eye for that kind of thing, then.