Here are some riddles to see how well we know atrocities/hypocrisy/contradictions/wisdom in the bible


1) A cross and two holes made me popular, who am I in the bible?

2) I am not gay but I rejected a woman and had an attire like a rainbow, who am I?

3) They call me the jawbone killer, who am I?

4) God created all animals but dislikes me, which animal am I?

5) I am God's weakness but the mover of kings



More riddles to come. Can you answer them?

Lol, craze man..

Logicboy03:
1) A cross and two holes made me popular, who am I in the bible?

Jesus?

Logicboy03:
2) I am not gay but I rejected a woman and had an attire like a rainbow, who am I?

Joseph.

Logicboy03:
3) They call me the jawbone killer, who am I?

Samson.

Logicboy03:
God created all animals but dislikes me, which animal am I?

Snake?

Logicboy03:
I am God's weakness but the mover of kings

.. you sure say this one dey Bible?

musKeeto: Lol, craze man..


Jesus?


Joseph.


Samson.


Snake?



.. you sure say this one dey Bible?

2/5


1) Jesus and 4) Snake are wrong

Anyone good enough to answer the rest?

Logicboy03: Here are some riddles to see how well we know atrocities/hypocrisy/contradictions/wisdom in the bible


1) A cross and two holes made me popular, who am I in the bible?

Pilate

2) I am not gay but I rejected a woman and had an attire like a rainbow, who am I?[/quote]
Joseph

3) They call me the jawbone killer, who am I?[/quote]
Samson

4) God created all animals but dislikes me, which animal am I?[/quote]
Snake

5) I am God's weakness but the mover of kings[/quote]
David



More riddles to come. Can you answer them?[/quote]

barack_o_handso:


Pilate

2) I am not gay but I rejected a woman and had an attire like a rainbow, who am I?
Joseph

3) They call me the jawbone killer, who am I?
Samson

4) God created all animals but dislikes me, which animal am I?
Snake

5) I am God's weakness but the mover of kings
David



More riddles to come. Can you answer them?

Snake, David and Pilate are wrong.


1) Doubting thomas- He doubted Jesus rssurection from crucifixion and needed to see the holes in his (Jesus) hands

4) Pigs.....not eaten and also Jesus sent demons into them

5) Iron Chariots-

Judges 1:19 -
And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.


This is Yahwehs's weakness and kings in those days used iron chariots

Babies showed my wisdom, who am I?

^^^ Wise man Solomon

Da-ny-ell:
^^^ Wise man Solomon

Gbam!

Logicboy03: Babies showed my wisdom, who am I?

Babes showed my foolishness.

inurmind:

Babes showed my foolishness.

Samson?

Logicboy03:


Samson?

No, don't you get? Solo married 700 wives and had 300 girlfriends. He was $h@gging a thousand women. Now no suicide bomber's paradise can beat that.
He went against the instruction of God by marrying foreign princesses and they eventually led him to paganism. Although in the view of pagan9ja, that would actually be wisdom.

inurmind:

No, don't you get? Solo married 700 wives and had 300 girlfriends. He was $h@gging a thousand women. Now no suicide bomber's paradise can beat that.
He went against the instruction of God by marrying foreign princesses and they eventually led him to paganism. Although in the view of pagan9ja, that would actually be wisdom.

Haha...didnt think of that!




How about this;


I smite joysticks with the lord...who am I?

^^^^^
David...


Q: God made me marry an ashawo. Who am I?

musKeeto: ^^^^^
David...


Q: God made me marry an ashawo. Who am I?

Hosea!

musKeeto: ^^^^^
David...


Q: God made me marry an ashawo. Who am I?

Hosea

How about this: I killed the fool that molested my sister! Who am I?

I sent a slave back to his slave master, who am I?

I beat my adopted country man to death, who am I?

Logicboy03: I sent a slave back to his slave master, who am I?

I beat my adopted country man to death, who am I?

The first guy is paul, have no idea who the second is.

Logicboy03: I sent a slave back to his slave master, who am I?

I beat my adopted country man to death, who am I?

2nd is Moses.

inurmind:

Hosea

How about this: I killed the fool that molested my sister! Who am I?

Tamar's brother, Absalom or something.. can't quite remember the name... or was it Abner? Sheesh.

Logicboy03: I sent a slave back to his slave master, who am I?

I beat my adopted country man to death, who am I?

LOL!
you are so negative mehn!
of all the events to choose from..you chose those.

in fact this entire thread has a sarcastic undertone.

inurmind:

No, don't you get? Solo married 700 wives and had 300 girlfriends. He was $h@gging a thousand women. Now no suicide bomber's paradise can beat that.
He went against the instruction of God by marrying foreign princesses and they eventually led him to paganism. Although in the view of pagan9ja, that would actually be wisdom.

smh.

musKeeto:

Tamar's brother, Absalom or something.. can't quite remember the name... or was it Abner? Sheesh.

Absalom it was.

What of this: I tell you not too lie, but I bless the people who do. Who am I?

musKeeto:

2nd is Moses.

Correcto!

inurmind: What of this: I tell you not to lie, but I bless the people who do. Who am I?

Yahweh it is.
* Blessed Rahab for lying to protect the Israelite spies
* Blessed Jehu for murdering the prophets of Baal after lying to them.

Since my half sister couldnt give me children at first, I bleeped my maid....who am I?

Logicboy03: Since my half sister couldnt give me children at first, I bleeped my maid....who am I?

Abraham............ummm.........The father of many nations....... ummmm........... We are his spiritual children.

Da-ny-ell:
Abraham............ummm.........The father of many nations....... ummmm........... We are his spiritual children.

Father of which nation? Abeg ooo, I amno child of any Jew, spiritual or physical

Da-ny-ell:
Yahweh it is.
* Blessed Rahab for lying to protect the Israelite spies
* Blessed Jehu for murdering the prophets of Baal after lying to them.

Blessed the midwives for lying to protect male kids.

I went to heaven without having to die first. who am I?

Area_boy: I went to heaven without having to die first. who am I?

Elijah or is it Elisha?