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POLICE DON UPGRADE Oo.laugh Away Ur Sorrow by Nobody: 3:18pm On Jun 05, 2013
Omo, police don upgrade oh, dis na d call center numba 112. There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... next thing I heard was.

Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center... for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed 1... then another voice came up....For Car Accident press 1, for Armed Robbery press 2, for Boko haram please hang up...Den I pressed 2, another voice came up...If they're with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6...Then I checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6... another a voice came up saying...

Hmmmm...! My brother, if your brother dey police u go gree make im come?? grin cheesy

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Re: POLICE DON UPGRADE Oo.laugh Away Ur Sorrow by oloriooko(m): 3:16pm On Jun 06, 2013
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Re: POLICE DON UPGRADE Oo.laugh Away Ur Sorrow by AsotechMayor(m): 6:04pm On Aug 13, 2013
I will not allow my brother neither friend to go for that number six stuff

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