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Euroenglish. by Frostyzone(m): 3:34pm On Jun 19, 2013
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for
short). In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing public enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the language is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and. "w" by "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "0" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud, of kors, be aplid
to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze
forst plas…

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Re: Euroenglish. by firestar(f): 8:06pm On Jun 19, 2013
Vell, vell, vell! Vhat a supriz. undecided
Re: Euroenglish. by akahp(m): 12:04am On Jun 22, 2013
last 2coment......lafs in german cheesy

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