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Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by ghettodreamz(m): 3:18pm On Aug 12, 2013
lorretta u: grinI don't get pimples. But if I ever did, I wouldn't mind using it. smiley wink U knw save it in a bottle in the fridge. And use morning and evening.
Hope I don't run out of supplies tho

Don't worry, with the huge number of male users on Nairaland, you shouldnt run out of supplies.

I believe there are a lot of cheerful and voluntary donors right here. gringringrin
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by chinedum45(m): 3:20pm On Aug 12, 2013
Lol...
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by ghettodreamz(m): 3:20pm On Aug 12, 2013
xynerise:
BJ doesnt deprive you of being a virgin. She can do that and still be a virgin

And BJ no b se-x.
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by xynerise: 3:21pm On Aug 12, 2013
ghettodreamz:

And BJ no b se-x.
No penetration bro.
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by devour129: 3:23pm On Aug 12, 2013
CFCfan: Bloody hell, I can donate half a glass of se.men for N250,000.
it must have God DNA for it to be that expensive lol
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by UjSizzle(f): 3:27pm On Aug 12, 2013
ghettodreamz:

And BJ no b se-x.

Giving a BJ doesn't affect the hymen.
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by IGBOSON1: 3:28pm On Aug 12, 2013
Nice one! A large number of bros going blind from beating their meat too much is a small price to pay for an abundance of smooth faced chicks all over the country! wink
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by ghettodreamz(m): 3:29pm On Aug 12, 2013
xynerise:
No penetration bro.

Na wash wash bro.
Any gal wey de claim virgin but de do BJ, stand high risk of being penetrated only if hin no get sufficient hormones for body. With/without na stil sex bro.

Mod, hope I'm not derailing, mun na no vex.
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by xynerise: 3:30pm On Aug 12, 2013
uj_sizzle:

Giving a BJ doesn't affect the hymen.
Obviously.

He is a learner
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by ghettodreamz(m): 3:30pm On Aug 12, 2013
uj_sizzle:

Giving a BJ doesn't affect the hymen.

Sure I know.
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by iluvweed(m): 3:31pm On Aug 12, 2013
THIS MIGHT HELP.....ITS REAL!









Cougar and actress Heather Locklear has finally shared her beauty secret: she uses semen on her face. Paps caught the 51-year-old out on the town recently and asked the eternally youthful actress for some skincare advice, particularly, a good face cream. Her response? “Just put semen on your face.”

Heather, who was with a male friend who coincidentally had his fly open, may or may not be trolling. Science says spermine, found in seminal fluid, is high in antioxidants that can help smooth out wrinkles and delay the aging of cells. In 2009, a Cosmopolitan columnist confirmed the findings when she received a $250 sperm facial at a New York spa. “My skin felt very smooth and moisturized immediately. And a few days later I noticed it was clearer,” she reported.

We think we’re just going to have to take her word for it.



Read more: http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/04/heather-locklear-semen-face#ixzz2blW4xd1Q

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Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by ghettodreamz(m): 3:32pm On Aug 12, 2013
xynerise:
Obviously.

He is a learner

If I hear

Na today?

Some old shitx..... gringringrin
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by xynerise: 3:35pm On Aug 12, 2013
ghettodreamz:

If I hear

Na today?

Some old shitx..... gringringrin
whose shitt is old? Lol
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by Nobody: 3:37pm On Aug 12, 2013
owolabifunke14: Sounds weird. If I ask a guy for it,will he give it to me for free without asking to break my virginity in return?
If you're a virgin, then my mum is a virgin lipsrsealed
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by Nobody: 3:37pm On Aug 12, 2013
adaobi123: Hell no. undecided

I just thank the Lord that I don't have any pimples
undecided undecided
bleeshing creem tinz
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by ghettodreamz(m): 3:39pm On Aug 12, 2013
I won't be surprised if some of Nairaland babes don use am before sef. But none of them will confess using it, even those saying the name itself irritates them.

If some of you could swallow but pretended not to have used it on your face before, what difference does it make?

Isn't facial application even better and more hygienic than swallowing?
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by Nobody: 3:39pm On Aug 12, 2013
xynerise: It depends on the sper:m. Some sper:ms can cause face burn.
yerima lipsrsealed
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by ghettodreamz(m): 3:41pm On Aug 12, 2013
xynerise:
whose shitt is old? Lol

Bro, no be today nah (referring to d learner word). Part of street life, that's some old shitx.
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by Nobody: 3:42pm On Aug 12, 2013
kapable75:
bleeshing creem tinz

undecided
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by laplace19(m): 3:42pm On Aug 12, 2013
Caracta: Oh...I see. Why use another man's substance when my urine has not ceased? Where will I even get it from? A store?

I can't! cool
lady,come over...am willing to give you the substance. Free of charge grin grin
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by xynerise: 3:47pm On Aug 12, 2013
ghettodreamz:

Bro, no be today nah (referring to d learner word). Part of street life, that's some old shitx.
How many girls did you pregnant and how many times were you jailed?

Thats street life cool
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by ghettodreamz(m): 3:48pm On Aug 12, 2013
But seriously seminal fluid would be most preferable to using urine considering the fact that urine contains some waste metabolic and toxic substances that are meant for expulsion out of the human body system.
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by ghettodreamz(m): 3:51pm On Aug 12, 2013
xynerise:
How many girls did you pregnant and how many times were you jailed?

Thats street life cool

Lol, if I hear.
U don't need to be locked behind bars before you can have experience of street. Bro, old life don waka pass and won't come back.

Na new millennium things nw.
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by xynerise: 3:53pm On Aug 12, 2013
ghettodreamz:

Lol, if I hear.
U don't need to be locked behind bars before you can have experience of street. Bro, old life don waka pass and won't come back.

Na new millennium things nw.
Bless you brethern. Thank God for seeing the light. grin
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by Nobody: 4:32pm On Aug 12, 2013
Why didn't i know about this? The little pimples on my face would have been long gone. Time to get a 25cl filled with speeerm.
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by mzkanye(f): 4:42pm On Aug 12, 2013
Hahaha, ds is interesting..an pimples free though
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by Chitos(f): 4:45pm On Aug 12, 2013
Thank you. I knew about sperm being used for facial treatment since 2000, I just didn't know the Scientific rationale .

iluvweed: THIS MIGHT HELP.....ITS REAL!


Cougar and actress Heather Locklear has finally shared her beauty secret: she uses semen on her face. Paps caught the 51-year-old out on the town recently and asked the eternally youthful actress for some skincare advice, particularly, a good face cream. Her response? “Just put semen on your face.”

Heather, who was with a male friend who coincidentally had his fly open, may or may not be trolling. Science says spermine, found in seminal fluid, is high in antioxidants that can help smooth out wrinkles and delay the aging of cells. In 2009, a Cosmopolitan columnist confirmed the findings when she received a $250 sperm facial at a New York spa. “My skin felt very smooth and moisturized immediately. And a few days later I noticed it was clearer,” she reported.

We think we’re just going to have to take her word for it.


Read more: http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2013/04/heather-locklear-semen-face#ixzz2blW4xd1Q
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by xynerise: 4:49pm On Aug 12, 2013
berem: Why didn't i know about this? The little pimples on my face would have been long gone. Time to get a 25cl filled with speeerm.
Hmmm. Try a mad man's sper:m. It is hyperactive.

Source: www.youbemumuforclicking.org/madmanspermtherapy
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by Aedesmuskeeto: 5:05pm On Aug 12, 2013
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Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by Aedesmuskeeto: 5:06pm On Aug 12, 2013
Wow. For real?

**Grabs premier soap, strips naked, then.....**
Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by Aedesmuskeeto: 5:10pm On Aug 12, 2013
martin92: Dats wat i lick everidae wen my bf cums. No big deal, i can use it
gay detected...

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