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Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by taharqa2: 9:56pm On Jul 20, 2013
pek: if NO then you are not a Nigerian!
I have NEVER taken nor given. Am I not Nigerian??
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by gogodaye(m): 10:04pm On Jul 20, 2013
To all folks soliciting, agreeing to pay & demanding, receiving gratifcations under any guise constitutes an offence likewise the refusal to effect the lodgement of a report of bribery cum gratification transactions to the designated law enforcement agencies. See the provisions of The Corrupt Practices And Other Related Offences Act, 2000. Do not give or demand for the payment of gratification as a pre~condition for carrying out an assigned task. It is morally & legally wrong to do so. Be warned.
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by lyfe(m): 10:05pm On Jul 20, 2013
Yes I bribed the moderators to ban becomeriche.
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by osarog: 10:08pm On Jul 20, 2013
pek: if NO then you are not a Nigerian!

Simple ....
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by stonemind(f): 10:09pm On Jul 20, 2013
gogodaye: To all folks soliciting, agreeing to pay & demanding, receiving gratifcations under any guise constitutes an offence likewise the refusal to effect the lodgement of a report of bribery cum gratification transactions to the designated law enforcement agencies. See the provisions of The Corrupt Practices And Other Related Offences Act, 2000. Do not give or demand for the payment of gratification as a pre~condition for carrying out an assigned task. It is morally & legally wrong to do so. Be warned.
hahahahahahahahahah you want dey form MR DO GOOD ahbi?
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jul 20, 2013
U guys call it bribe, i call it BLACKMAIL and EXTORTION. NOTHIN CAN BE FINALISED IN 9ja without money changing hands.
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by chucky234(m): 10:24pm On Jul 20, 2013
Billionaires: I have never given or receive bribe, but I often give 'kola' or 'money for coke'.
Forming as usual, na lies go kill you.
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by Oguieke(m): 10:27pm On Jul 20, 2013
God forbid we don't give or take bribe in Nigeria."good people great nation"

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Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by Revolva(m): 10:29pm On Jul 20, 2013
i have not recieved but i don bribe weller its part of the naija culture...hahah...
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by Nobody: 10:55pm On Jul 20, 2013
Yes I do my lord . Am one of those who use to say I will never give bribe until 2006 I went to british embassy,the guy there (gate man ) say for me toget appointment,I hv to give him 30k .Oboy I beg beg till he agreed 20k I drop 5000 with d hope when dey give me visa,ill pay d balance. I was rejected as I was coming out from d hall,I was looking for him but didn't see him.
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by Hezzymania(m): 11:04pm On Jul 20, 2013
Maybe
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by 360command: 11:07pm On Jul 20, 2013
Note: whatever you write here will be on web for people to see and can eventually come back to you as a bad turn . Viewers should know what they write.
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by aniiii(f): 12:01am On Jul 21, 2013
not yet grin
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by Roland17(m): 2:13am On Jul 21, 2013
aniiii: not yet grin

Make we hear joor grin
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by moodswing(m): 2:16am On Jul 21, 2013
I have given lots of bribes and don't plan to stop anytime soon.


Someday i might start receiving.. :DDDD
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by OkochiZico(m): 5:51am On Jul 21, 2013
It's a daily thing, just gave one a few hours now when I went to submit a completed forms. It's d culture here n even globally.
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by akhis: 7:44am On Jul 21, 2013
I think to a great extent we are not geting it clear. First of all, whats a bride? And differenciate it from tips and gifts. When u are able to do this, then u will see some of us are very guilty while some are innocent
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by akhis: 7:46am On Jul 21, 2013
moodswing: I have given lots of bribes and don't plan to stop anytime soon.


Someday i might start receiving.. :DDDD

Pray not to start recieving cos its the poor/lower people that recieve bribe.
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by vivaciousvivi(f): 9:18am On Jul 21, 2013
(Are u kidding?! Getting my new drivers license out faster, almost a wait and collect scenario for my international passport (so I get back to work sharply) and lastly and d most frequent..Phcn tins both in casn and kind. I have done them all. cry
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by biolabee(m): 9:58am On Jul 21, 2013
WhiteMaroon: Bribery and extortion are two different things. I have been extorted but i have never given or received a bribe.

How much did u pay for your passport if u r nigerian
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by Jerryjat(m): 10:05am On Jul 21, 2013
Yes nah...

Hey guys... Y d long stories?...
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by Nobody: 11:45am On Jul 21, 2013
As at the moment,i have not received but i have given.
Most times,i prefer following due process,though i always wished afterwards that i bribed the person to bypass the slow process.

As a Nigerian,due process is usually slow and patience is the last word in our dictionary. So we end up 'droping something to make it faster.
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by Nobody: 11:48am On Jul 21, 2013
[quote author]=...Phcn tins both in casn and kind. I have done them all. cry
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Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by Nobody: 11:51am On Jul 21, 2013
vivacious vivi: ..Phcn tins both in casn and kind. I have done them all. cry

In kind too
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by Nobody: 12:35pm On Jul 21, 2013
@OP we dnt call it bribe we call it "roger" or settlement cheesy wen ever. Our boss send us to bring goods from ikeja while coming down to egbeda we have given aways up to 3000 to abt 300 policemen and road safety @ evry joint ,corner or traffick grin yes I collect bribe evry day I dnt call it bribe I call it apriko cheesy we usuall steal our boss money and share in btw our sef I hope wit dz few points of mine u are convince
Tenk cheesy
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by todayguest(m): 3:43pm On Jul 21, 2013
Chillisauce: To police officers so they can let me go by 10 pm. I no wan stray bullet things.. undecided
















By the way, it's Nigerian police grin

They never disappoint!

Anything for me/ wetin u carry? Most popular question
not funny!
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by todayguest(m): 3:50pm On Jul 21, 2013
Btruth: No offense to the Nigerian Police, that is their specialty. But what amazed me recently is seeing the military boys too collecting bribes on the highways too.

- Okaka @ Oke-Ogun area in Oyo State.
- @ 2 check points between Iseyin to Abeokuta too.

It's something that disturb me a lot. Junta boys behaving like our Men In Black.
are nt naija pple?
Re: Have You Ever Given Or Received Bribe? by westbuoi(m): 5:29pm On Jul 21, 2013
I'm a bit confused about the lexicon to use.I have never received a bribe before,but as per giving not so sure or rather I wish someone helped educate me if an involuntary response as a reflex action to police extortion with the aid of a gun plus the uniform is a form of bribe or outright robbery.I'm afraid it's not,otherwise every law abiding Nigerian had given a bribe..

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