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| Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 1:54pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Growing up was fun for me. I believed a lot of things. Here's most of them! 1- I believed that women wid beards are very wicked. Especially to children lol 2- That there are monsters under every staircase. Especially the ones inside buildings. Lol there's one in our house. Was freaking scared of it. I had to run everytime so they won't get me. 3- That jesus was really cute and had nice beards. I could remember when I saw a movie bout the life of Jesus, I had to argue that it wasn't him coz the guy didn't look cute to me hahaha. 4- I had to believe bed wetting is a sin. 5- I also believed that if u should swallow an orange seed and lick sand later that day that it ll definitely start growing inside u lmao! 6- And That if you see older children who buy eggs and fish with money, that the money was obviously stolen. Lol growing up was fun !!! Kels  |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by Nobody: 1:57pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
I believed all my fallen teeth was inside the belly of a lizard. That any food that fell on the ground has been eaten by tgw devil That nurses are wicked!(still believe so.I hate injections like mad) I believed that tolotolo's neck when covered will turn to snake after some days. I believed that the devil lives under the ground I always give dead things injection filled with water and if I don't get to find their lifeless body,I believe they recovered and just crawled away I believed that my mom visits the hospital or church if she need a baby babies  (don't blame me,tge woman just lives the house for two days and vroooom pikin don land)I believed in "mojumoju" I believed in"Willy Willy" I believed too much food made my mom pregnant  I believed every night,our boys quarter neighbours are always fighting(their window is facing our water tank) (the lady is always crying and I always wonder why she is so happy in the morning,told her sorry anyway) I still believe in God and the Holy Catholic church.... Believed that the intestine of a chicken is as a result of all the worms they eat from the gutter. 1 Like |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by Tuntheycr7: 2:06pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
I was made to believed that if a plane body touches a fresh leaf it wud blow.. |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by Ichliebedich(f): 2:11pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
I believed that satan lived under the ground and God lived in the sky |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by harlos: 2:28pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
I believed when ur body touches the body of a female teenager she will get pregnant 1 Like |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by buklan4realyah(f): 2:33pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
I belived dat every female has a small baby inside dere tommy, d more u grow, d more d baby grows wen u r matured enough u will gv birth to d baby.... i bilvd all dis scary home videos den.... IYAMI LEKO n co' 1 Like |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by sholay2011(m): 3:08pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
buklan4real@yah:LMAO! |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 7:09pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Lmao my sisters made me believe if u swallowed gum while chewing it that it could gum ur intestines and u ll prolly die |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 7:10pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
harlos: I believed when ur body touches the body of a female teenager she will get pregnant Lol some people still believe that! |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 7:11pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
buklan4real@yah: Lmao ma lil sis used to cry when we tease her bout that. |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 7:13pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
lynpetra: I believed all my fallen teeth was inside the belly of a lizard. Lol I believed all u wrote. Trust me growing up was fun till puberty!!!! |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by mysticgal(f): 10:54pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
i belived oyibo people no the mess,forgive my english  1 Like |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by mgbeketoto: 10:58pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
I have always been a realist!  I never even believed in the so-called bible for ONE SPLIT SECOND! I just exercised the necessary patience and fortitude to tolerate my parents' CRAP concerning religion. I had to take solace in the fact that they would send me to my promise-land, AMMMMERICA!!! Especially as I could not pay my school fees then AND ASSSSHAWO WORK WAS NOT AN OPTION TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME!  I have always believed in REALITY AND MYSELF!!! No tooth fairies or SATAN'S CLAWS!!!! As for the 'pregnancy factor', I knew all that @ age 10 when I had my first 'stain'! We were taught in my missionary-run, boarding school for girls ONLY! . Btw, I had my first ORGAZZZMZZZZ before my FIRST CYCLE!!!! . Naaaaaah, I did not need any Pehnis for that! I used a BAR OF IMPERIAL LATHER and MY MIDDLE FINGER. . . . ! Time for work!!! HALLELUJAH!!! |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by sholay2011(m): 11:27pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
^^^^ You be case oh. Your responses are always "out of this world". God help you. |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 11:56pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
mgbeketoto: I have always been a realist!I'd be lying if I told u I understood u. |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by mgbeketoto: 4:10am On Aug 29, 2013 |
@immkels: Now, I'd REEEEALLY be lying if I told you I read the first post or topic. I only used the title of your thread to post what I was thinking about. Sorry! |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 9:15am On Aug 29, 2013 |
mgbeketoto:Ohhhh I see. |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by greatgod2012(f): 9:42am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Ich liebe dich: I believed that satan lived under the ground and God lived in the sky Funny enough, my kids believe so much in this, everyday, they usually say.............."My mummy, sebi satan lives under the ground and Jesus lives in the sky? Me, I don't want to go down o, where satan is, I will always go up where Jesus is"..........lol They still said it this morning before leaving for school. May God help our kids. 1 Like |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 2:43pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
greatgod2012: U onced blived same. |
| Re: Things We Believed As Kids by immkels(m): 4:57pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
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