A Nigerian mother was lucky enough to see her three daughters get married the same year.

She called them after the wedding and told them "Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code".

So....... after a week, the first daughter texted "NESCAFE" and the next week the second daughter text "BENSON".

The mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label "fantastic till the last drop".

Again, she went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarette and read "Extra long, king size". She smiled and said "not bad for their ages".

After the next week, the third daughter texted "NAIROBI-MOMBASA" & the mother then called Kenya Airways help desk to enquire about their Nairo-Mombasa flight.

They replied, "it's three times daily, seven days a week, and the flight duration is 75mins".

The mother fell down and shouted. "Igweeeeeeeee!!! This one will kill my daughter oooooooh.. Chinekeeeeeeeeee.............

nice work... keep it up.

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