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Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by ikortion: 7:28pm On Mar 25, 2017
Mr okon told me to told you that he does not want to saw any one went outside
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by Peachess(f): 7:29pm On Mar 25, 2017
Has it teyed you used the ATM?
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by evesdon4u: 7:30pm On Mar 25, 2017
Hilarious post...This simply put the icing on my weekend!
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by Smellymouth: 7:30pm On Mar 25, 2017
lakes99:
heard a man complainin @ a bank sayin
"the ATM machine has been swallowing peoples ATM card"

i was like hehehe....sey d ATM CARD na eba abi paracetamol wey machine dey swallow

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Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by aby1976(m): 7:30pm On Mar 25, 2017
i was passin by a particular street and I heard a
woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis
were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out
wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?

How is u ?
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by oluwasheun94(m): 7:30pm On Mar 25, 2017
is it you that brokes the glass cup?
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by IRALIFE(f): 7:30pm On Mar 25, 2017
'one by each' said by a corper who taught us English Language in secondary school cheesy
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by watered(m): 7:31pm On Mar 25, 2017
"When it cames to some of you, I sees you as my brozas and sisters" ---Alh. Aliyu Dauda February 18, 2017.
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by shateemah(m): 7:31pm On Mar 25, 2017
I remember this from my secondary school days

A teacher said this to his student:
Look at you, you are just sit down, you didn't know anything, don't you know you are giving me shame?
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by onos217(m): 7:31pm On Mar 25, 2017
Please open the 'air'and let the 'window' come inside.
My sister's children 'is' three
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 7:32pm On Mar 25, 2017
Happy new mouth.
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by Harrymig1(m): 7:32pm On Mar 25, 2017
"Enter your shoe and follow me"
"Open the window and let the atmosphere come inside"


Said by one of my teachers back in the days @ Sec Sch!

"What you are cooking is dancing o"

FGC Enugu abi?

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Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by okilingtete: 7:32pm On Mar 25, 2017
Is blessing is there
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by hope4life: 7:32pm On Mar 25, 2017
tsidra:
You have dead today!
If I catch you, I will beat you die. Yoruba English
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by nurex01(m): 7:33pm On Mar 25, 2017
On behalf of 10million Naira. I donate me & my family. By former...
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by Trendirabingi: 7:34pm On Mar 25, 2017
Back den in sec. Schl a prefect caught fatia standing on d teacher's desk...he screamed...""yea...today I capture u.. Just release ur self to ground small small.. Shhh...kneel down flat and face the up.!!!... grin.... !! We laugh so tey d guy leave fatai face us...
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by sabastinepatrick(m): 7:34pm On Mar 25, 2017
i was passin by a particular street and I heard a woman talkin to a boy that beat her son, "u dis were boy, u beat my son dat his head come out wit contour" lol.... WHAT'S YOURS?
them do me dead
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by hope4life: 7:35pm On Mar 25, 2017
Iralife one by each is very grammatically correct.
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by gidis1stson(m): 7:36pm On Mar 25, 2017
Open the fan...
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by dacovajnr: 7:36pm On Mar 25, 2017
Have you collected your printout? Go and Collected it now! shocked....
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by karwa: 7:37pm On Mar 25, 2017
after our teacher punished us,our monitor asked 'are you knowing the reason why the teacher beat us?' what class are her? class what i am doing?
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by Whoeppme(m): 7:37pm On Mar 25, 2017
I no dey Going

Spoken by one fine girl inside a bus
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by marcopollo(m): 7:39pm On Mar 25, 2017
1. Teacher to student in Js3:
I'm talking to you and you're there swaking sugarcane!
.
2. Teacher: When last did you come to school?
Student: It has tay ma.
Teacher: Come on, speak correct English!
Student: It has tayted ma.
.
3. Let's did it!
.
4. The teacher told me to told the class captain to write down names of noisemakers.
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by hope4life: 7:39pm On Mar 25, 2017
Divineluv14:
grin grin grin

Error:Are you mean it? Instead of Do you mean it?It's better you correct any grammatical blunder you've identified please.
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by tompat86(m): 7:39pm On Mar 25, 2017
i didnt they when the food don done
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by ken19: 7:39pm On Mar 25, 2017
urinate is hungering me,
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by Mcreloaded(m): 7:39pm On Mar 25, 2017
Osaro is the worstest he bested my wife and nakeded she in the front of people
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by TheSpellChecker: 7:39pm On Mar 25, 2017
I've heard so many in my short time on this planet but the one that always leaves me gobsmacked any time I hear it is this: This film is very interested. shocked
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by Amajerry83(m): 7:42pm On Mar 25, 2017
Who is you?
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by chris31(m): 7:42pm On Mar 25, 2017
Waspy:
Ojukwu may be dead but his manhood lives on shocked
That woman would have been made to undergo lie-detector (polygraph) tests to clear herself of Infidelity if her hubby did care or if Biancah had pressed charges. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
And you think dat ur better than d woman?
Intelligent is not measured on how good u are in English mind u.
Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by Amajerry83(m): 7:42pm On Mar 25, 2017
I came to ur house but u didn't dey

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Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by habayommy: 7:42pm On Mar 25, 2017
I came to your house yesterday, ki came that I came I didn't met you. grin grin cheesy

(Yoruba: mo wa si leyin lana, wi wa ti mowa mio bao nle )

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