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***yo Mama Jokes*** by dekin(m): 7:57am On Jul 05, 2008
yo mama is so ugly d only whistle she heared was when she was hit by a train
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by dekin(m): 8:02am On Jul 05, 2008
grin yo mama's so dumb she sits on the tv and watches d couch
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by ituen(m): 8:04am On Jul 05, 2008
concerning the first post,

na wetin concern ugly with whistle?

secondly, there is a thread on YO Momma. Search for it and paste ur stuffs there.

I dont know why we dont have a MOD here so that we dont mess up jokes
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by dekin(m): 8:15am On Jul 05, 2008
nah neva knew thier was a thread already. admin can delete this one. as 4 d whistle joke i guess u are more uglier than ur mama grin
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by ituen(m): 8:30am On Jul 05, 2008
O boy, u no wan start with me oh grin grin grin
If i enetr you, u no go post again oh
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by dekin(m): 8:39am On Jul 05, 2008
bring it on grin
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by darequam(m): 1:46pm On Jul 05, 2008
@denim
yo mama is so beautiful that the only guy wu admired her was a blind one.
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by darequam(m): 1:47pm On Jul 05, 2008
@denim
yo mama is so beautiful that the only guy wu admired her was a blind one.
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by hogwarts(m): 4:13pm On Jul 05, 2008
well yo mama is so old dat she sat behind jesus in third grade tongue
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by hogwarts(m): 4:17pm On Jul 05, 2008
yo mama is so smart dat she named u RANDOLF cos ur fada had u and RAN D Bleep OFF. grin
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by hogwarts(m): 4:20pm On Jul 05, 2008
yo mama and papa r d same nigga,dats y dey named u AMANDA
undecided
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by mohawkchic(f): 8:32pm On Jul 05, 2008
hogwarts:

yo mama is so smart that she named u RANDOLF because your fada had u and RAN D Bleep OFF. grin



~ shocked You Dont say!! LOL that was Funny grin
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by troy34(m): 9:46am On Jul 10, 2008
yo Mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 10 pounds
yo Mama is so old that in her young day rainbows were black and white
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by Abbygyal(f): 3:09pm On Jul 10, 2008
@troy
lmao u bad oooo
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by saucekid(m): 3:13pm On Jul 10, 2008
yo mama's so thin,she wins in the miss needle contest
Re: ***yo Mama Jokes*** by JUNIT1(m): 6:45am On Jul 11, 2008
hee, yo mamma thread is on the rap battles section that's where it's happenning, so moderator please delete this thread

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