08. Be direct(No long thing). tell her quickly, lose her in a jiffy! simple maths! ladies love action, give them no story to tell.Tell her you like her soon and soon would you lose her ,fool!




07. Be Blunt: Instead of saying "girl, you look cute as a rose but just remove those two colours and u would be an angel", tell her that she looks like a messed up colour wheel in jagbajantis art experiment or better still a hasty painter's mistake. I bet you, she will be lost like yesterday.




06. Respect her not! Always show signs of disgust and disrespect so that you could be on the right path.




05. Express your emotions excessively: Girls like guys who ve got control and know when to show their feelings. Jump out of a window for her or beat a guy up for looking at her erotically or slap her when she shares a naughty joke about your childhood. remember to be very envious (shh, very important).




04. Always lie obviously and exaggerate stupidly: No doubt she will appreciate your audition but you will never get the role in her movie.




03. Be a physical and mental eyesore: get the scent of a pig, the swagger of a drunk, the ideas of a loser and the appearance of a broke ass. Be paranoid and express your stupidity at every slightest chance then you would strike the balance between an ass and a hole.




02. Spend too much time on her: she will find out how boring you could be, simply put , a constant reoccurence of this act will put your chances into jeopardy.




01. Be a freak( not applicable to girl sluts and undercover freaks): let your eyes always travel into her cleavage as she is talking to you Or talk dirty always, tell her you would like to test drive her curves cos you like the way it swerves, be sure to receive a package as worse as a slap to be an extra payment plus losing her. have a nice try!




But in conclusion, feelings are feelings, we should be able to
tell the difference between lust and true love, (discussed at a later date)

what if the lady slap you while saying those things