jay bee: Why didn't you open the thread under the Jokes section?

BTW: It's a very dry joke

Chanchit: I jst pray this is a joke, cos people like you dnt deserve to have children, and if you really have a daughter, I would suggest the government or a family member should take her from you, cos if ur NL character is anything to go by, you would be the most useless father in the whole world.

jay bee: Why didn't you open the thread under the Jokes section?

BTW: It's a very dry joke

Andyblaze: Hi,

My daughter turned 3 recently so i went to register her at a nursery school. I dont like Public schools so we went to a private one.
On reaching the school, i was impressed with the state of orderliness and infrastructure so we went to the headmaster's office.
We talked and then i asked of the school fees and he said ''#50,000 Naira''
I was shocked! ''50k?''
He said ''Yes''
Then i asked him ''how much last?''
He got annoyed and said ''why am i pricing school fees as if ayam buying kuli kuli in the market''.
Then he sent the school dog after us and me and my daughter ran like olympic champions
Please is there anything wrong with pricing school fees

xynerise:
Silly joke for that matter

Miner13:
infact i think andyblaze should enrolled in the school of comedian.

Chanchit: I jst pray this is a joke, cos people like you dnt deserve to have children, and if you really have a daughter, I would suggest the government or a family member should take her from you, cos if ur NL character is anything to go by, you would be the most useless father in the whole world .

This rather too harsh

Miner13:
infact i think andyblaze should enrolled in the school of comedian.

oh why.. why ..

Mz_®ae'®ae:
U'v seen nuffin..my sis has two boys nd they ar both in school....D first is in kg 3...pays ah hundred nd sumtin...d oda playgroup still hundred nd sumtin...Xo roughly she pays 300nd sumtin for kids dat ar not even in primary skul..the world is turnin into sumtun else....cos education is now meant for d rich alone..u get lucky nd a scholarship comes ur way......#shrugs|Dats just d way it is...nd wale is in lag bebe

wasak:
thats plane extravagance

Mz_®ae'®ae:
U'v seen nuffin..my sis has two boys nd they ar both in school....D first is in kg 3...pays ah hundred nd sumtin...d oda playgroup still hundred nd sumtin...Xo roughly she pays 300nd sumtin for kids dat ar not even in primary skul..the world is turnin into sumtun else....cos education is now meant for d rich alone..u get lucky nd a scholarship comes ur way......#shrugs|Dats just d way it is...nd wale is in lag bebe

Osahon7: Andy blaze again? Don't worry ASUU will soon call off strike and u can go back to skool okay?

wasak:
thats plane extravagance

oh.. why ... why

tpia@:
many nlers post/open threads as if they dont believe they have any other choice.

why so?

Andyblaze:
the worst part is that the male kids are not cute. How can my daughter goto a skul and pay 50k wen no guarantee of cute boyfriend

Andyblaze:
the worst part is that the male kids are not cute. How can my daughter goto a skul and pay 50k wen no guarantee of cute boyfriend

Mz_®ae'®ae:
Na bf she dey look for sef....U for tell me Na bf she dey look for sef....U for tell me

Andyblaze:
ayam a ph.d holder. I am not small boi

Chanchit: I jst pray this is a joke, cos people like you dnt deserve to have children, and if you really have a daughter, I would suggest the government or a family member should take her from you, cos if ur NL character is anything to go by, you would be the most useless father in the whole world.