boay:
Keep peddling falsehood

look in the mirror.

Alfa Seltzer:

look in the mirror.

? What is that?

Hilarious.

hahaha

musKeeto:
hahaha

I nearly began to believe in gods and the supernatural......then a natural solution popped up

I was living alone att, and I used to watch some excercise videos to help me stay fit. Usually at night.

One night, as I unbuckled my belt from my sitting position, I noticed that as I stretched my feet they landed just right in that corner.

Voila! A natural explanation, as usual.

Atheism is boring. An explanation featuring winchie would have been far more entertaining.

Don't live alone atm. A missus about. Working out in front of her would look funny.

I do miss those videos. Need to stay fit

Get creative with missus. To get fit. And, eh, other things..

musKeeto:
Get creative with missus. To get fit. And, eh, other things..

I do tell her watching those videos together would make excellent work out sessions

She doesn't listen to me

hi bro

Spirits don't exist. You're just having a normal dream.

wiegraf:
Let's ignore my lifestyle choices, for the most part. But let's say I recently got a new pair of slippers. They are very nice, thank you. Here's the thing, I often spend minutes/hours looking for them. I usually find them in a corner of the room, perfectly placed no less. Now note, this is a corner, 'lungu', which before one accesses gymnastics are required. Also I live alone.

I am NOT the one placing them there..

Recently I've also been having good dreams so this is what I think is happening; while asleep, a spirit comes over to use my slippers (remember they are very nice) and gives me good dreams to prevent me from waking up. It's the only reasonable explanation.

I need to know, how do I get rid of this spirit? Should I even bother, as, is it a good spirit? The dreams I get in return are rather nice.

(And yes, the above story is genuine, why would I make up something as dry and foo.lish as that?)

I'm becoming very distressed, any and allrecommendations are welcome. Thank you

Tie the slippers with ropes and sleep. Then if it moves out of there again, you can start suspecting that someone apart from you is using it. I mean someone mYbe your gf, brothers, sis etc. But if it remained there, then you have to wake up. You have been hallucinating.