rampant:

ok so wats your question?

Here it is. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-112377.0.html. Take a stab.

The topic says Sussicorn, guys. Show some respect.

Seun:

The topic says Sussicorn, guys. Show some respect.

Thanks Seun. Sussicorn (Respect) deserves respect.

One more piece of information about Sussicorn (Respect); Sussicorn (Respect) was born by his father and he has no natural mother.

Rubbish

Born by his father?

Sussi corn ko

Roasted corn ni

Gamine:

Rubbish

Born by his father?

Sussi corn ko

Roasted corn ni

Why is that rubbish? Is it not believable?

Attributes of Sussicorn (Respect) so far;

1) Half immaterial, half material
2) Born by his father after 3 years manancy (When a man is carrying a baby, a very very rare condition).


Some more to follow: Is Sussicorn (Respect) becoming more believable now?

Sussicorn is both male and female

No be small thing!

Sussicorn is the mother of all humanity.

seun and oga huxley,u guys r confusing us wt this sussicorn(respect) of a thing oooooo

rampant:

seun and oga huxley,u guys r confusing us wt this sussicorn(respect) of a thing oooooo

Are you so easily confused? I wonder why?

Gamine:

Rubbish

Born by his father?

Sussi corn ko

Roasted corn ni

YE!

I still do not really understand what this sussicorn is, i'm confused, you keep giving diferent answers

Even when I type for google, no explanation

ibkaye:

YE!

I still do not really understand what this sussicorn is, i'm confused, you keep giving diferent answers

Even when I type for google, no explanation

Why are you getting confused? I just gave you some of Susscorn's (Respect) attributes. Here they are again:
Attributes of Sussicorn (Respect) so far;

1) Half immaterial, half material
2) Born by his father after 3 years manancy (When a man is carrying a baby, a very very rare condition).
3) Half male and half female


What is confusing about this? It seems all clear and believable to me.

huxley:


Why are you getting confused? I just gave you some of Susscorn's (Respect) attributes. Here they are again:
Attributes of Sussicorn (Respect) so far;

1) Half immaterial, half material
2) Born by his father after 3 years manancy (When a man is carrying a baby, a very very rare condition).
3) Half male and half female


What is confusing about this? It seems all clear and believable to me.

All perfectly believable Huxley! I wonder if the great Sussicorn will forgive me for all my sins. I must really repent of my ways.

huxley:


Why are you getting confused? I just gave you some of Susscorn's (Respect) attributes. Here they are again:
Attributes of Sussicorn (Respect) so far;

1) Half immaterial, half material
2) Born by his father after 3 years manancy (When a man is carrying a baby, a very very rare condition).
3) Half male and half female


What is confusing about this? It seems all clear and believable to me.

Oh Ok Thankyou

I do not believe it, sounds like a Greek Myth

@topic

i only believe in my God

sussicorn has a root to his/her birth,but my God has no root

huxley:

Are you so easily confused?  I wonder why?

anu mpam,taaaa mechie onu gi there,ewu nmeeee

Each time you have a kind thought towards another human being or animal, it is Sussicorn (Respect) who implanted the thought in your mind.

@Huxley and co,

Do you believe that apples are the same as oranges?

@huxley

like i said sussicorn has a root to his/her own birth or existence,but my God has none

Are there any Sussicorn (Respect) converts now on NL?

Any Jihad for us to carry out in the name of Sussicorn?  All hail the ever living , part of everything Sussicorn.

I was told Sussicorn appeared in a vision to 4 guys yesterday and told them that at least 10 Nigerians will die this year. Please everyone, sussicate that no Nigerian dies this year.
He also said that NL will have more members this year, that some old members will leave and some new members will join.
He also said that some pastors will die and some new pastors will be consecrated.
That there will be more religious crisis on NL and that the atheists will wax strong but some of them will be converted to Sussicornity while the heart of some Sussicornists will wax cold e.t.c.

Somebody please  pass around an offering suitcase, no coins please and no paper denomination less than 100 bucks, Sussicorn rejoices at 1000 naira notes and accepts 100 but hates anything less than 100.

Who dare speak ill of Sussicorn(respect).
Thou shalt not mention the name Sussicorn in vain. Oh Sussicorn the immaculate one, the One who came out of a man. Sussicorn the beginning, the middle and the end.

rampant:

@topic

i only believe in my God

sussicorn has a root to his/her birth,but my God has no root

Sussicorn has no root, he was and is before your god. Sussicorn the light of the world, the one who makes the sun hot.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay Sussssssssssssssiccccccccccoooooooooooooooorn!!!!!

Does anyone now believe in Sussicorn? If you don't, you are missing a great opportunity to bettter you life.

Does anyone not believein Sussicorn?

Ok, huxley. I never heard of Sussicorn(Piss upon him)! I have heard of Suzymaize (Plenty of respect), though!