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For Ladies Only: All Men Are Players by KurtisSmith(m): 7:30pm On Jan 09, 2014
All men are born players and yes I mean football players but it all depends on the position which they play. A guy’s dating life is like football and for those that don’t understand the game football here is a brief explanation.
Football is a game developed in 1863 in London,England. It is primarily played by 22 players (11 on each side) chasing around a ball with a mission to score at the opponents goal.
Football players are simply grouped into 4 groups: Goalkeepers, Defenders, Mid-fielders and Centre Forward (Strikers) and their responsibilities on the field of play vary.

For the purpose of this piece, we will make certain assumptions:
1. A girl is the goal post.
2. Every man is a type of player on the field.
3. Scoring at the opponent’s net means cheating.

Now let’s explore the kind of player guys are:
1. Goalkeeper: In football, a goalkeeper stays in front of the goalpost at all times to keep the ball from entering the post. In relationships, goalkeepers are the type of guys that love and are very protective over their spouse. They are the most faithful kind of guys to date/marry and would never cheat on their woman under any circumstance. The only downside is that they are too jealous and don’t usually support their girl’s dreams and aspirations and would prefer their wife as a housewife not a career woman where they can have their eyes on them at all times.


2. Defenders: In football, defenders can be subdivided into fullbacks and centre backs. The centre back is a player that defends the goal post to aid the goalkeeper but they go forward to try and score goals for the team on rare occasions. In relationships, centre backs are like goalkeepers, they love, protect and cherish their girlfriends but the difference is that they are more supportive of their girlfriend’s dreams and aspirations than the goalkeeper kind of guy.
The only catch is they are more likely to cheat on their woman than the goalkeeper kind of guy. They never seek to cheat but if opportunity presents itself, the temptation might be too good to resist. On the other hand, fullbacks are also termed defenders but they go forward more often than centre backs to help the team score goals.
In relationships, fullbacks have the same characteristics as the centre backs but the only difference is they cheat more often than the fullback often with so called “understandable reasons” like she is far from him or she is a virgin.


3. Mid-fielders: In football, there are 3 types of mid-fielders; side (wingers), offensive and defensive mid-fielders.
The wingers are the type of footballers that thrive going forward to assist the striker score goals and score themselves if the opportunity presents itself.
In relationships, these kind of guys are flirts, they have a loving girlfriend/wife but most times flirt with other girls mostly for the thrill of it. The defensive midfielder in football supports the defenders more than attack. In relationships, these kind of guys love, care and support their girlfriend/wife like the defender but sometimes they get carried away into having an affair. The last type of mid-fielders are the offensive mid-fielders, they support the striker more times than any other player on the pitch. They are in relationships but don’t have a sentimental attachment to their woman, they don’t love deeply and date most times for the fun of it.

4. Strikers: In football, the striker’s job is simple: SCORE GOALS.
In relationships, the striker is simply the player. They don’t have a girlfriend but would strike down any girl on sight. Mark my words, a striker never gets married, according to them they are always “not ready” but when he decides to settle down he changes from being a striker to another position on the pitch.

You are dating a player, it is now your responsibility to find out what type of player he is.

http://kingkurtissmith./2014/01/08/for-ladies-only-all-men-are-players/

Re: For Ladies Only: All Men Are Players by fijiano202(m): 7:38pm On Jan 09, 2014
Nice write up
Re: For Ladies Only: All Men Are Players by Marvyx(m): 9:26pm On Jan 09, 2014
Lol. Nice
Re: For Ladies Only: All Men Are Players by tintingz(m): 9:51pm On Jan 09, 2014
LOL, see analysis grin
Re: For Ladies Only: All Men Are Players by skyscraperTM(m): 9:58pm On Jan 09, 2014
I'm a player of kpekus united. Check my siggy.
Re: For Ladies Only: All Men Are Players by karkel(m): 10:03pm On Jan 09, 2014
DEN WHO BE DE POST OR D NET, U MEAN I GO SCORE AT ANYTYM OH GOD I PRAY TO THEE
Re: For Ladies Only: All Men Are Players by Nobody: 4:27am On Jan 10, 2014
Many times the players get played by the babes.
Re: For Ladies Only: All Men Are Players by GentleMimi: 6:36am On Jan 10, 2014
Lol! Nice analysis.But the beauty of it is that there is someone at the background who decides the pitch of the game,holds the cards and does'nt even hv to break a drop of sweat...just watches at the sideline while the players sweat it out.Some of such peeps are in the fu*cking up category of Moyes...Loooool.
I'm refering to the ladies by the way.
Re: For Ladies Only: All Men Are Players by Nobody: 6:41am On Jan 10, 2014
Interesting.
Re: For Ladies Only: All Men Are Players by horlarkoonlay(m): 8:08am On Jan 10, 2014
♍ƺ ℓ̊ be sharp striker 4 dis kain game Ooº°°ºoo º°
Re: For Ladies Only: All Men Are Players by castielo(m): 8:59am On Jan 10, 2014
hehe undecided
I av played all d positions sha..
Re: For Ladies Only: All Men Are Players by 190daclown: 3:22pm On Jan 10, 2014
This must hit front page then i can come back and re-edit grin
Re: For Ladies Only: All Men Are Players by Enegod(m): 3:39pm On Jan 10, 2014
undecided

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