Rotjijatau: The following are the things you must do when living in any compound you are living and your respect will remain high...

(1.) Don't be the borrowing type of neighbour, rather be the person whom your neighbours are borrowing from.
(2.) Prepare your light bill before the month end to avoid your neighbours saying you're the only person who haven't paid your bill.
(3.) Don't bring too many friends to your house.

(4.) Don't talk too much with your neighbours to avoid gossip.
(5.) Don't be the only person who is fund of using the toilet without flushing...... Please add yours!!!

Billyonaire: The thread belongs to people of the lowest echelon. Hahahahahaha

holyfather:




how about blasting music in the early hours?

datalossvictim1: Op do you have a picture that fits your house description. I'm still trying to imagine how neighbours use the same loo is there a community toilet down the road or something.

rightym: I'm very sure u most be a herberlist or water goddess( efuru)

Lolaabokoku: ώϊ†̥̥ђ home theatre

datalossvictim1: Op do you have a picture that fits your house description. I'm still trying to imagine how neighbours use the same loo is there a community toilet down the road or something.

Lolaabokoku: oh Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§, were together ¶n the business nah,, thunder fire Uя̲̅ mouth,, Anofia

Rotjijatau: The following are the things you must do when living in any compound you are living and your respect will remain high...

(1.) Don't be the borrowing type of neighbour, rather be the person whom your neighbours are borrowing from.
(2.) Prepare your light bill before the month end to avoid your neighbours saying you're the only person who haven't paid your bill.
(3.) Don't bring too many friends to your house.

(4.) Don't talk too much with your neighbours to avoid gossip.
(5.) Don't be the only person who is fund of using the toilet without flushing...... Please add yours!!!

Mad Cow:

WHy are you acting ignorant of the fact that alot of neighbourhoods in the low brow areas all over Nigeria have to shared the same Bathroom and Toilet and sometimes even Kitchen.

Billyonaire: The thread belongs to people of the lowest echelon. Hahahahahaha

ndidibabe: Lol. I am also wondering how I decide not to credit my prepaid meter affects the next door neighbor.

datalossvictim1:

Now you've informed me, I won't be ignorant anymore. I didn't know neighbours shared the same lavatory However I think the op means roommate as opposed to neighbours. I think neighbours live in a completely different house. Roommates live in the same house and share the same kitchen, bathroom etc..

shizzle11: lol...

Mad Cow:


[b]Nope..

Neighbours.. A Compound housing about 20 different neighbours would all share a common Bath house, Toilet and sometimes Kitchen (In other cases, you cook in front of the entrance to your room.

In the morning, you queue according to first come, first serve to use these shared facilities. If you get running stomach, sorry.. You may have to plead with everyone ahead of you to allow you jump the queue under 'Emergency status'.

There is normally a Marshall that supervises the use of the toilet, the rules normally are; "No Water, No Access". If the Marshall isnt satisfied with the quantity or quality of the water you want to use in flushing the toilet, he has the right to deny you entrance.

Cleaning: SOme compounds either have a rooster where each tenant takes turns to clean these facilities or there is a flat fee for everyone that is used to employ cleaners.



#If you stay in Lagos, then you need to cross that bridge from the Island into the Mainland (in the direction of Mile 12, Ketu, Alapere, Surulere, Iyana Ipaja, Agege, Oshodi, Ajegunle, e.t.c) to see firsthand the hussle that many Lagosians have to put up with daily.

#iLivedIt.. [/b]

datalossvictim1:

Thanks for giving me first hand experience. Woow people are trying. I cannot share a toilet with that many people especially when they aren't even family.

I know surulere Don't assume everyone lives in Nigeria.

Mad Cow:

I never assumed everyone did, thats why I started that comment with 'If'.

Mad Cow:


The Hussle is real bro.


I stumbled across my childhood neighbourhood inside Ketu 2 weeks ago and I just popped my earphones on and put Doctor Sid's "SURULERE" on repeat. Area where we get Toilet monitor wey dey share number to users with time limit plus "no water, no entry'. I took pictures and sent to my Mum and her first question was; Wetin you find enter there..

#NiggaWeMadeit..

_{#To all those Niggas on the grind, dont lose focus of where you want to be and keep pushing..}

datalossvictim1:

I was referring to your initial comment 'why are you acting ignorant' you made your assumption there.

My Bad..

I thought it was general knowledge to most Nigerians how we live in the Projects.

Mad Cow:

My Bad..

I thought it was general knowledge to most Nigerians how we live in the Projects.

fairheven: 1.Don't. Mess with either ur landlord daughter or the wife ,
2.the consequences shall be consequential.!pay your rent. At wen due,failure will bring hypertension

I remember how my Landlord been dey fhuck most of the young girls for my yard in exchange for a 20% rent reduction.

The funniest part be say I believe his wife knew, but she no fit shout.

TRADELYN: Please e-mail me on fortebrandcorps@yahoo.com

Lolaabokoku: Don't disturb ur Neigbours ώϊ†̥̥ђ Early morning prayers like. 'Holy Ghost Fire'!!! Pursue them, kill them, die, die, die, yamutu, vanish,ku, ku ku,, ohhhh!!!!!! I command u ¶n †ђξ
Name of Jeeeesuuuussss!!!!!!