#Brazil gists
*Oscar be like "Ramires, how much okada dey
take Sao Paulo"?
Ramires replied: Ode, you want make dem stone
you on top bike abi

*Buy one German hair and get 7 Brazilian hair
extra

*MTN be like “Every element of Brazil in your life
shall
meet your Germany this month” for daily prayer
points text “PRAYER to 3100 .N10/sms"

*The standard organisation of Nigeria, SON, has
placed an indefinite ban on Brazilian hair, this is
to prevent brain drain, an epidemic among
ladies addicted to the product.

*PDP accuses APC of masterminding the
humiliation of Brazil, says its a calculated
attempt towards dis gracing the president out
of office in 2015

*Man commits suicide after lover sends him a
text saying he's 'too Brazilian' on bed

*Stock report: Top gainers-German Machines
and equipments closing at 7dollars per share,
Top loosers: Brazillian hair manufacturing coy,
closing at 0.0006dolls per share

*It is now considered a crime to drink 7up in public places in Brazil

*Feel free to add yours