The ranked list of onboard etiquette violators, with percentage cited by a recent study respondents:

1. Rear seat-kicker (67%)
Very hyperactive. Dis kyn people body de always H dem. Dem full NL. If you suffer the badluck of sitting in their front and you mess! Sorry na your keske!

2. Inattentive parents (64%)
Hehehe, dem boku. Dem go de watch telemundo or indecency on fone come forget say little Seun de awake.

3. Aromatic passenger (56%)
Hmmm, if I mention people now, they will say I am tribalistic. But eh, the kyn perfume wey my Alhaji and Alhaja friends dey wear eh, it de run stomach.

4. Audio-insensitive (talking/music) (51%)
Imagine if MODs can be this insensitive on NL, come to think of it when they wear Beats by Dre in a flight (if they get the opporturnity for real or for dream). Most do sing along to music laying in their headphones. Hahahaha Don't pray to have them sit by you.

5. Boozer (50%)
Ogogoro abi na beer, abi na hangover things?
If you dislike the smell of booze or cigarette then you will understand the amount of inconvenience this class of people pose. If you are a woman I bet you won't like them, I am sure Ishilove dislikes it

6. Chatty Cathy (43%)
Chaiii, NL'ers please help me nominate names for this class of persons, they are so annoying always talking like parrot. But hey, they can be interesting on long flights. And I hear say na dem de easy to chop and clean mouth for flight- Mile High things.

7. Carry-on baggage offenders (39%)
The rich! Ok sometimes poor people like us de carry food stuff, garri, egusi et al. You know nah, when you cross over it comes handy, but inside the plane its discomfort.

8. Armrest hog (38%)
Very possessive people, wants to claim all his entitlements. See bros we know you paid for it.

9. Seat-back guy (aka seat recliner) (37%)
Hmmm, I follow here o. Okay if you follow me just becareful cuz that person behind you might be #1 above or a pregnant woman.

10. Queue jumper (35%)
Who is not guilty of this one? Only people born and brought up in Obodo oyibo.

11. Overhead bin inconsiderate (32%)
Imagine some people go drink coke finish carry the can drop for overhead luggage compartment. Some people are not civilized.

12. Pungent foodies (32%)
Abeg make una help me supply the names of those garlic foods wey de smell die, wey people de use terrorize person for public.

13. Back-of-seat grabber (31%)
Wetin you grab back of seat for?

14. Playboy (reads/watches adult content) (30%)
Eh he, *cough*, I commentt my reserve. The shocking is that, they don't even know/care when the moaning sounds gets heard by everyone. And most times when the moaning sounds gets loud suddenly, you see them mopping at you like a rat caught in the act!

15. Amorous (inappropriate affection) (29%)
Haba, Naija men are 1st class candidates for this one. They are always quick to mistake the courtesy of the flight attendant for 'green light', weda na timidity cause am I no fit tell.

16. Mad bladder (28%)
See the result of drinking too much beer! Ok, but na mostly women matter! Weda na pregnancy cause am I no fit tell.

17. Undresser (removes shoes or more) (26%)
Omo, if you must remove your shoe make sure it doesn't smell!

18. Seat switcher (13%)
Haba, you want stay by the window, so that you go watch the world like God? Abi na to take that selfie wey you post for NL?

HEY GUYS let's catch some fun, tell the group where you belong. Tell us the etiquette you violate often or the ones you know or think a NL will violate. Just fill in the blank spaces and let the fun go on.

Cc: Lalasticlala ,Ishilove, OREMUSSANCTUS,IdiAmin1,disguy justwise francizy MzJackBaueress

Nice, funny but true!

chukxie:
Nice, funny but true!

My brother tnx o. I compiled it for NL'ers enjoyment but oga @ the top doesn't find it worthy. Na Nl for you. To say tonto-farting-for-bus things dem for don do the needful since.

frodobee:

My brother tnx o. I compiled it for NL'ers enjoyment but oga @ the top doesn't find it worthy. Na Nl for you. To say tonto-farting-for-bus things dem for don do the needful since.

You're right, bro!

400 views, no comments? Chaiiiiii, diaris God ooo.

I once paid for an 11hour flight from Hawaii to philippines asia.. I was seated next to a man so fat, that his arm alone needed an enitre seat or at least half a seat.. Unfortunately, it was my seat i had paid in full -that his arm occupied while i shrunk my slim self even smaller so he could have room to grow fatter... He had serious health issues and his breathing was seriously troubled and he carried an oxygen tank... Eventually he ran out of oxygen and needed the stewardess to help him fumble a replacement... The confusion lasted a long time and it all happened over my seat and head and body.. It was not easy for me, but it was harder on him being so out of shape or in terrible excess of shape and seriously unhealthy, i am just amazed he wasn't slumped dead by the time of touch down in Manila... I just knew all the trouble would make me stronger and work my body into keeping slim and healthy...
I was polite and considerate and accomodationg of him the whole way, even though i know he didnt end up like that by being considerate and moderate in his life.... So i know i have put in brotherly consideration for my fellow man in this life, no matter how much of an inconveinience he was..
But, Chai! 11hours! Thats why i never forget to this day...

19naia:
I once paid for an 11hour flight from Hawaii to philippines asia.. I was seated next to a man so fat, that his arm alone needed an enitre seat or at least half a seat.. Unfortunately, it was my seat i had paid in full -that his arm occupied while i shrunk my slim self even smaller so he could have room to grow fatter... He had serious health issues and his breathing was seriously troubled and he carried an oxygen tank... Eventually he ran out of oxygen and needed the stewardess to help him fumble a replacement... The confusion lasted a long time and it all happened over my seat and head and body.. It was not easy for me, but it was harder on him being so out of shape or in terrible excess of shape and seriously unhealthy, i am just amazed he wasn't slumped dead by the time of touch down in Manila... I just knew all the trouble would make me stronger and work my body into keeping slim and healthy...
I was polite and considerate and accomodationg of him the whole way, even though i know he didnt end up like that by being considerate and moderate in his life.... So i know i have put in brotherly consideration for my fellow man in this life, no matter how much of an inconveinience he was..
But, Chai! 11hours! Thats why i never forget to this day...

That's really an unforgettable experience. You really carried yourself the gentleman way. A flight or bus is a meeting point of some sort. You will be amazed at other peoples stories. I wish the could keep it coming.

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That's really an unforgettable experience. You really carried yourself the gentleman way. A flight or bus is a meeting point of some sort. You will be amazed at other peoples stories. I wish the could keep it coming.

19naia:
I once paid for an 11hour flight from Hawaii to philippines asia.. I was seated next to a man so fat, that his arm alone needed an enitre seat or at least half a seat.. Unfortunately, it was my seat i had paid in full -that his arm occupied while i shrunk my slim self even smaller so he could have room to grow fatter... He had serious health issues and his breathing was seriously troubled and he carried an oxygen tank... Eventually he ran out of oxygen and needed the stewardess to help him fumble a replacement... The confusion lasted a long time and it all happened over my seat and head and body.. It was not easy for me, but it was harder on him being so out of shape or in terrible excess of shape and seriously unhealthy, i am just amazed he wasn't slumped dead by the time of touch down in Manila... I just knew all the trouble would make me stronger and work my body into keeping slim and healthy...
I was polite and considerate and accomodationg of him the whole way, even though i know he didnt end up like that by being considerate and moderate in his life.... So i know i have put in brotherly consideration for my fellow man in this life, no matter how much of an inconveinience he was..
But, Chai! 11hours! Thats why i never forget to this day...

Nice one.
...I mean, your experience wasn't nice but the way you handled it portrays humility...considering others before self.

@purplesummer I was tempted to laugh when I read the comment initially, I can imagine what that man went through, cuz I lost my elder bro to obesity- true. Make that kind pesin no sit around o, cuz you will defoinitely have mixed feeling- like and dislike for ur small size.
Abeg drop us experience o before log out.