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Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by loomer: 4:09pm On Dec 12, 2014
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Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Deshannel(m): 4:10pm On Dec 12, 2014
demsid:
the observant. those that are always checking their pocket from time to time, looking around when they are walking and always cautious of not being outsmarted in computer village
I guess you are one of them grin
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by killercute16(m): 4:11pm On Dec 12, 2014
tolextony:
If I can get 200likes,I will develop the
courage to express my feelings to my crush
my broda are you among those coperate beggars.
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by ilo04(m): 4:12pm On Dec 12, 2014
ellechrystal:

U sabi them well well.
cheesy
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by lekinz(m): 4:14pm On Dec 12, 2014
born2fuckpussy:
Which kind Oga npe crew! U bi bolo, I will rather die in battle with the caller himself.

Bro ... Better pray not to be a victim ... I work there .. Ave seen a lot of sh.its they do !!!

quote author=eleojo23 post=28819141]9. The people like the OP who go to computer village to observe different types of people.[/quote]

Lol ... I work there joor
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by tunddy(m): 4:21pm On Dec 12, 2014
The "this chain nah confirm gold" then if you fall victim to buy it with huge amount of money....when you take am reach home you go come know say dem don Gba you

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Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by iameugene(m): 4:21pm On Dec 12, 2014
lekinz:
4. THE "PINK LIPS CREW"

These people have the darkest lips in Nigeria. You see them with their black lips like Therock5555 a*s. ( No Homo) grin grin grin
They will be the person telling you how good their cream is ..
Imagine Davido selling tom tom for clearing throat ... Why im no use am..lol

5. "THE FLAT TOMMY AND HIPS ENLARGEMENT CREW"

Op u too f00lish... What does davido has to do with your post, as i dey read i think say na good tin hin be dey talk self ode
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by MizMyColi(f): 4:22pm On Dec 12, 2014
I saw all of those the different times I went there.
Just after Slot,the one near that BB shop, there's a woman at the corner of the next street, close to UBA who sells the food items I listed.

Agege Bread Huh
That's the bane of the average Lagosian.


onegig:
You sure this is computer village. ?

Maybe some other village. Can't remember seeing an Agege bread seller or any of what you listed there shouting their wares.
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by lekinz(m): 4:25pm On Dec 12, 2014
MizMyColi:

I saw all of those the different times I went there.
Just after Slot,the one near that BB shop, there's a woman at the corner of the next street, close to UBA who sells the food items I listed.

Agege Bread Huh
That's the bane of the average Lagosian.




Omo ... U don tey for computer village Oooo .... See as u dey describe ... Abi u dey part of the list ??
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by moscobabs(m): 4:26pm On Dec 12, 2014
if you think the op is jobless and the mod is senseless


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Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Jasi7(m): 4:37pm On Dec 12, 2014
ellechrystal:
Hahahahahahahahahah.
Speaking of d fufu crew , a friend once bought a phone N by d tym he got home, he saw fufu inside d pack..i laughed out my ribs that day. I was shocked .n d funny thing is that he saw d phone very well before leaving ikeja o.i tire 4 these people . Ei come dey like jazz matter.

Wait o..i dnt understand,someone goes to d computer village buys a phone,sees that its working after testing,goes home with it and notices that its fufu in d fone not battery and its compartments?...it looks like foolishness to me..how u go buy fone and u no check am,,,it doesnt make sense nw
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by killercute16(m): 4:40pm On Dec 12, 2014
moscobabs:
if you think the op is jobless and the mod is senseless


LIKE!!!
sorry oh....what if we think you are jobless and senseless,what should we do.

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Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by MizMyColi(f): 4:40pm On Dec 12, 2014
Nope, I just go there at times when I have a repair or purchase to do.

lekinz:



Omo ... U don tey for computer village Oooo .... See as u dey describe ... Abi u dey part of the list ??
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Jasi7(m): 4:40pm On Dec 12, 2014
born2fuckpussy:
Which kind Oga npe crew! U bi bolo, I will rather die in battle with the caller himself.

Bro I tire o...ogga dey cal me? For wetin!...did I do business with him?..the ridiculous part is where I have to slap myself and if I dnt I shld settle dem...thats madness
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by moscobabs(m): 4:43pm On Dec 12, 2014
killercute16:
sorry oh....what if we think you are jobless and senseless,what should we do.
go and die!!!!
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Jasi7(m): 4:44pm On Dec 12, 2014
scozy:
lol d fufu seller's always make me laugh at 1st dey gv u a real phone 2 test afta paying u end up with fufu nd u wnt no until u get home, he go b lyk film trick

Is it that jst like dummy fones on display in shops they give u a fone stuffed with fufu and u go with it...that can only happen if d fone was in its pack wen it ws given to me to go with...but I thought lagosians were smarter than this...i go open d pack d second time noni
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by arvinsloane(m): 4:45pm On Dec 12, 2014
BigBelleControl:

Those guys don show me before. The thing be like juju. Since that day I dey look for them to deal with them, but e be like say den don relocate.
pele
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by 360command: 4:46pm On Dec 12, 2014
The ones who sells bad items to you hoping that you do not come back for replacement.

The ones who are ready to exploit you if you be JJC.

The ones who adds their profit on top since their oga no dey shop.

The ones who adds their gain to bring the item you are looking for.

The hustlers and the engineers meets to negotiate price and skills.
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Jasi7(m): 4:47pm On Dec 12, 2014
ChynoBEATS:
lolz.... Guy u don tey 4 there wella...... U really sabi dem

The paper money crew,how do u beat them in their own game..I want to knw
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by killercute16(m): 4:47pm On Dec 12, 2014
moscobabs:

go and die!!!!
we all gonna die bro,so whats your problem with mods and the op hun?
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Jasi7(m): 4:49pm On Dec 12, 2014
BigBelleControl:

Those guys don show me before. The thing be like juju. Since that day I dey look for them to deal with them, but e be like say den don relocate.

Deal with them...how do u intend doing that?
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by corneremperor: 4:53pm On Dec 12, 2014
MizMyColi:

I saw all of those the different times I went there.
Just after Slot,the one near that BB shop, there's a woman at the corner of the next street, close to UBA who sells the food items I listed.

Agege Bread Huh
That's the bane of the average Lagosian.



You're too fine to be eating all that junk grin
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by born2fuckpussy: 4:56pm On Dec 12, 2014
lekinz:


Bro ... Better pray not to be a victim ... I work there .. Ave seen a lot of sh.its they do !!!

quote author=eleojo23 post=28819141]9. The people like the OP who go to computer village to observe different types of people.

Lol ... I work there joor
if you work there wetin that wan come mean! even one of una boy boss wey dem dey call Osama dudu, aka Awilo gbogbo ikeja , omo Obama wey dey collect toll of all your Yeye boys wey dey sell for ikeja,him number dey my hand right now. He get one dey when one boy sell phone wey no get network immediately after you commot inside village, I just halla Awilo, that dey the guy regret working in ikeja, as him claimed bad boy reach. Me don roll town tire... if you no sabbi, Obama dudu Awilo. Even if I carry Awilo come ur side, ur boss go sabbi ham, I no wan mention my nickname for here, I bi ikeja town boy, even dey siddon drinks for snokers house for igbodo, na awori all those bad boys dey relocate drinks and smoke every night, I dey town that side, I ddey siddon roam till twelve for ipodo and awori side, even sometimes knack ashawo before I repent back to home boys. Bad boy get grade. No wan fit harasss me, dem chop winch, I go rather die for that road. Even for oshodi, I no dey give anyone face... Oga! wetin happen? U no dey look face! Abi igboro boy, check next person.. immediately the guy go vamoose if I reply ham
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by MizMyColi(f): 4:56pm On Dec 12, 2014
Hian!
See guilt tripping o angry

I only ate her meal once. [Beans and Potates].
That's because people around vouched for her and I was in for a long wait that day.

Other food items I mentioned were based on observations biko kiss


corneremperor:


You're too fine to be eating all that junk grin
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Suntemi(m): 4:58pm On Dec 12, 2014
Lekan, Na wetin I send u go do for Ikeja be that? When u turn Lekinz?
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by ellechrystal(f): 5:18pm On Dec 12, 2014
Jasi7:


Wait o..i dnt understand,someone goes to d computer village buys a phone,sees that its working after testing,goes home with it and notices that its fufu in d fone not battery and its compartments?...it looks like foolishness to me..how u go buy fone and u no check am,,,it doesnt make sense nw
My dear, calm down o. U sef no understand those boys o. They can do n undo. D guy checked it n saw it working o. But got home n saw fufu
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by deywarley(m): 5:21pm On Dec 12, 2014
born2fuckpussy:
Which kind Oga npe crew! U bi bolo, I will rather die in battle with the caller himself.
Real nigga
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by VellyG(m): 5:34pm On Dec 12, 2014
Hahaha ..so true. But u no mention the Modem Plus girls .. They sell laptop modem at the same time give their phone numbers to interested customers to contact them for sex.

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Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by lekinz(m): 5:45pm On Dec 12, 2014
Suntemi:
Lekan, Na wetin I send u go do for Ikeja be that? When u turn Lekinz?

grin grin grin grin grin Stop now
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by qeemus: 5:50pm On Dec 12, 2014
So true,I once bought fufu inside sony Ericsson phone for 5k.It was like magic when I got home.Also I've fallen victim to the oga n pe e crew.The normally parade themselves by the road side(3 odd loking guys)

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Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Joel3(m): 5:53pm On Dec 12, 2014
Eba phone i bought years back. I still have the photo....

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