Dear girlfriend, please due to decline in value of naira and the general economic situation of our country we have to make some adjustment in our relationship.
1- pls no more brazilian hair till further notice until when the oil benchmark go back to 80€ per barrel.
2- pls no expensive cream or soap i like the way u look without u even taken ur bath, moreso to avoid story that touch use OKIN MEDICATED SOAP that is economical.
3- pls no more Mary K , i no like am before self so just take ur bath and use Mama pomade am ok with it.
4- pls no Valentine outing for 2015, becos we have to stay back at home to decide who will rule us in the next 4 years and pls vote wisely.
5- pls no more pls send me recharge card or baby my subscription expire abeg if you must do so notify me 15days to the expiring date to avoid unexpected brakeup oo.
Let me stop here later i would communicate the rest to you thank my deary. Love u.

Broke nigga talking here

INEC spoilt some plans sha. No valentine tins next year.