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If You Didn't Do Any Of These As A Child, I Feel Sorry For You! by TheGrillr(m): 1:53am On Feb 10, 2015 |
1. If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. 2. If you didn't play rubber band. 3. If you never bathed in the rain. 4. If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. 5. If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. 6. If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. 7. if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. 8. If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. 9. If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. 10. If you never flew a kite. 11. If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. 12.If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. 13. If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. 14 If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter 15 If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights 16 If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! 17 If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. 18 If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand without fire. 19 If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and add yours. More at www.thisnutts.com |
Re: If You Didn't Do Any Of These As A Child, I Feel Sorry For You! by Redoil: 6:21am On Feb 10, 2015 |
I did all that except the playing of rubber band. Except those that where brought up in the rich neigbourhood. And all that you listed are something that are common among children that are growing up and exploring their enviroment except. Tundeajani i am waiting for you at the juncture |
Re: If You Didn't Do Any Of These As A Child, I Feel Sorry For You! by holyteeboy(m): 7:02am On Feb 10, 2015 |
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Re: If You Didn't Do Any Of These As A Child, I Feel Sorry For You! by sinaj(f): 7:55am On Feb 10, 2015 |
I did all ... i rily miss d gud old times! |
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