A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.

From inside, they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them. He was satisfied with things they way they were. The Jamaican quickly figured out the wife felt like she was getting the short end of the stick, so to speak.

The wife asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Tell him to just try them on, Lady."

So the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.

As soon as the husband slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. There was a level of excitement his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican began screaming, "You got them on the wrong feet! You got them on the wrong feet!"

Mr and Mrs banda have 3 children, two girls and a boy- who was the youngest of the three. The two young ladies were being introduced to the world of partying at night which turned into a habit. Not long after, Mr and Mrs banda discovered where their daughters go to at night, so they had to ground them.

After some few boring weeks, one of the daughters said to her sister, "Enough is enough! We need a plan, and soon!"

After hours of planning, they came up with a plan of making a hole in the roof. The plan worked smoothly and they continued with their night outings.

One day, their young brother discovered the hole in the roof and told his parents. After seeing the huge hole in the roof, Mr. and Mrs. Banda decided to fix the hole. But they had a problem; they didn't have anything to climb on to the roof. The husband decided to lift the wife on his shoulders so she could reach the hole in the roof. As she started working, a knock was heard on the door and they asked the son to answer it...

BOY: Hello. Can I help you?

VISITOR: Yes you can. Are your parents inside?

BOY: Yes, but they are busy. Mum is on top of dad. They are trying to mend the hole where children came out from.