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9 Types Of Kisses And Theirmeaning by musfad(m): 9:37am On Feb 21, 2015
Your Tango shares the secret
message contained in 9 types of
kisses. See them all below.

1. Peck. A teasing quick lip-on-lip
contact sends a primary message,
which is “I want to kiss you and —
hopefully, sometime soon — make
out, but it’s early and we’re not
there yet, so this peck on the lips is a suggestion that there is to be
much more smooching in our
future.”

2. A long peck. This lasting closed-
mouth kiss is chaste and
restrained. It cherishes the grown-
up relationships as if saying: “We
are so about to make out big-
time.”

3. Woodpecker. Rapid-fire kisses. It
resembles a game with the
following implication: “I really like
you, a lot, but I don’t want to get
myself all randy right now.” It’s
cute and lovely, usually exercised in public where nobody wants to
see you swallow each other’s
faces.

4. French kiss. Also called the king
of kisses. And this is for a reason! A
bit of theory: it involves open
mouths and tongue interaction.
French kiss is too complex to be
described generally, thus it requires further subdivision.

a) Standard. But not boring, as
some might have thought. Moving
your open lips against each other
with some tongue interplay can be
very sweet and hot. Such kiss
transmits the passionate message: “I would like to sleep with you.”

b) Tongue Tango. Ideally an
elegant ballet of tongue play, the
Tongue Tango occurs when the
tips of the tongues push off of each
other and twist around as if saying:
“I think outside the box in and out of bed.”

c) He’s Eating My Mouth. The kisser
opens his or her mouth as wide as
possible, rolls their tongue all
around and down their partner’s
throat and then, inexplicably,
slides it all over their poor partner’s face. It means: “I want you to think I’m really sexual and passionate but in reality, I am totally oblivious to
your vibe and will probably stink in
bed. Big time.”

5. Love Bite. Enough for French
kisses. Getting in a little nip of the
lip or neck means “I’m playful,”
and might also reveal that you’re
not totally opposed to a little bit of
pain with your pleasure. But don’t overdo by drawing blood. LOL

6. I Love You/I Hate You. This is a
really informative kiss saying “You
make me so mad and I can’t stand
you but I must have you and that
makes me even more mad which
makes me want you even more, DAMN YOU!!!” So, as you see,
informative enough, Should be
practiced on special occasions
though.

7. Hard-mouth-closed. This one is
featured in many classic films. It
occurs when the leading man
finally pins down his female
nemesis/love interest and plants
one on her. Accompanied by a wrist grab, it says: “I’m going to
teach you not to sass me and give
me guff, by gum!”

8. Against The Wall. As simple as
that: “I want you so bad.” This kiss
occurs spontaneously and in a
semi-public setting. But that
awkward moment when you
always wish there was a bed nearby that you could collapse
into…

9. The Bend Back. Although it is
old-fashioned, it’s extremely
romantic, when the man leans in to
his woman and bends
her backward, often with one
hand holding the small of your back, and the other placed gently
against the side of your face.

NB:
This kiss is only for those crazy in
love with each other and wishing
to say: “Darling, I am yours. Hold
onto your petticoats as my white steed approaches to whisk us
away to fairy-land.”
Re: 9 Types Of Kisses And Theirmeaning by vjsmiles: 9:39am On Feb 21, 2015
angry
Re: 9 Types Of Kisses And Theirmeaning by musfad(m): 9:41am On Feb 21, 2015
grin
Re: 9 Types Of Kisses And Theirmeaning by Akkord4gov: 9:42am On Feb 21, 2015
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Re: 9 Types Of Kisses And Theirmeaning by Nobody: 9:44am On Feb 21, 2015
The french kiss - My specialty.

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Re: 9 Types Of Kisses And Theirmeaning by Cutehector(m): 9:47am On Feb 21, 2015
Deeper life kiss. Me likey grin
Re: 9 Types Of Kisses And Theirmeaning by SMALLPENIS(f): 9:48am On Feb 21, 2015
angry
Re: 9 Types Of Kisses And Theirmeaning by musfad(m): 9:59am On Feb 21, 2015
Cutehector:
Deeper life kiss. Me likey grin
shocked
Cutehector:
Deeper life kiss. Me likey grin
Re: 9 Types Of Kisses And Theirmeaning by Cutehector(m): 10:01am On Feb 21, 2015
musfad:
shocked
why r u doin ur eyes like tolotolo.
Re: 9 Types Of Kisses And Theirmeaning by musfad(m): 10:08am On Feb 21, 2015
Deeper lyf kiss! He said undecided

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