My Lover vs Nairaland Forum

My lover has the sweetest kissing lips
But Nairaland I just can’t resist

My lover is in bed, on my best sheet
Yet I am logging on to take a peep

My lover tell jokes and he is the best kisser
No competition, because Nairaland is sweeter

My lover dance with me to the sound of Jazz
Yet I have to log on to question Shaz

My lover wants to attend Open Mic Night and take the stand
But he is waiting on his chastity belt just in case he sits next to Davidylan

My lover keep asking what so special about this forum
I say “I don’t know – maybe it has something to do with the Admin. Seun”

My lover reminds me that I am a woman of class
He is late; I was told long before by Goodass

My lover is here begging me to look for his shoe
I say “wait – I have to say “hi” to my poetry crew”

My lover say he can’t wait for folks to call him and I “us’
So I log on to the Christian section and type “Thank you Jesus”

My lover ask “why are you laughing –is it because of my black cloak”
I say “no honey, I am reading Anger Management 101 and they killing me with Jokes

My lover says “the Muslim section is where you should go and stay
However, I’ll have to keep an eye on babs, Mustay and Olabolawe

My lover say “don’t be fooled by the media they are full of tricks
I say “I only listen to lagosboy, sleekP, Negro_Nts and richyblack over in Politics”

My lover says “get out of the house – go have some fun
I say “shhh I am surfing the Culture, Food, Health, family, Business and travel sections”

My lover says “Nairaland forum is turning you into a disaster
I say “blame it on Technology or the webmaster”

My lover says “find some other entertainment because it’s your passion”
I say “all that is on Nairaland including fashion”

My lover is pissed I made him late for movie, dinner and dance
That damn Romance section – here I am crying and begging for another chance

Help me, Help me anyone from the General Discussion
I am addicted to Nairaland and I am losing my soon to be husband

Nice.

Cayon, thats a nice and lovely one. keep it up.

That was great!

Awwww Cayon. . . .nice Ode to ur lover, I like!!

CreaThief

you go gurl

he he he
nice one dear

just too goooooooooooo[color=#000099][/color]dddd

crayon

@topic,

Now that is a well written piece.

brilliant!! why cant we be getting more of this nice educative things like this dan sum stupid stuff ppl just post here 4 record sake,

well done dear

What a long and nice poem.please dont let this talent die,you better make use of it.