This is directly from church cause am writing
the article in a church and above are the type of
people am seeing here:
1- The lookers: This set of people are just in
church to look there eyes is always running
around looking at d fans, mics, drums, ushers
they look at just anything.
2- The bible readers: mehn this set of people are
just too hot in opening books before the
preacher says a bible verse they are there. It got
to a time i started wondering if they have being
given the verses before hand.
3- The always smiling ushers: These set of
people areally good at smiling, thair beauty and
composure will make you do anything they ask
of, e.g "no sleeping" and you as a big boy you
wont want to fall yourself's hand so you have
gat to open eye like beetle till "the grace" ni o
4- The pastors: these are the rider in the church
their suits, tie, shoe really shows God is a
gracious father.
5- choir: lifters of spirit, when these set are good
then all you long for is praise and worship.
6- prayer worriors: chai!! When you sleep with
these people you should be ready to tell God all
your problems cause if you dont want to, you
will be forced to cause their prayers will
intimidate you and you will feel you r not praying
atall.
7- talkers- yes! These are the set i sat with
today. They can talk from flat usher yash to
pastor's tie to the food they ate before coming
they are really annoying asif it will end na tge
grace stopped them, they actually talked from
the begin to the end of the service.. Hmmm
thats some talent... Add yours

source: swiffernews.com

And the holy reporters which see all hear all and know all when their counterparts are receiving the word of God in other not to sleep they begin to report about mosquito that passes by

Op forgot to add "The babes toasters"

OP u forgot to add d category u fall in..."The nairaland reporters"

na true ooo u can add it jawe

Ain't you guys tired of all these?