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Hilarious Joke Of The Day by walexysos: 1:54pm On May 04, 2015
At the age of 44 you are still poor u
now finally won a jackpot of 50 million
naira at the age of 45, then your
grandma was kidnapped for a ransom
of 49 million naira as well....What will
you do?
Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by Nobody: 2:05pm On May 04, 2015
walexysos:
At the age of 44 you are still poor u
now finally won a jackpot of 50 million
naira at the age of 45, then your
grandma was kidnapped for a ransom
of 49 million naira as well....What will
you do?
if Na grandma, kidnappers go feed am well....
Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by richidinho(m): 2:06pm On May 04, 2015
They shld keep her
Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by Princecalm(m): 2:08pm On May 04, 2015
Imagine after bailing her and she dies the next day. . .just saying.

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Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by Dotwillis1(m): 2:21pm On May 04, 2015
Hilarious joke?
Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by Garriman: 2:28pm On May 04, 2015
Grandma wey don die tey tey grin

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Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by francizy(m): 3:15pm On May 04, 2015
I will invest the money sharply and plead with the kidnappers to wait for my investments to reap dividend... Just kidding.. wink


If it were to be my paternal grandma (RIP), then I will give them the money and bail her out.

If na my maternal grandma (RIP), I will simply ask them to keep her till her children (my mum inclusive) bails her out.. grin
Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by pretydiva(f): 3:36pm On May 04, 2015
Hehehe..dis question get as e b oo..wait lemme consults d oracle

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Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by demmy0325(m): 3:48pm On May 04, 2015
Lol.. God knws Ur grandma will b kidnappd in d first place.. Dahs y he allowed u 2 won d jackpot..
Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by Holywizard: 3:58pm On May 04, 2015
make thunder fire her them both.
What i'll promise her is only a beffiting burial
Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by jumper524(m): 4:42pm On May 04, 2015
Holywizard:
make thunder fire her them both.

What i'll promise her is only a beffiting burial
na wa 4 u grandma 4 dat mater
Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by Nobody: 4:44pm On May 04, 2015
Holywizard:
make thunder fire her them both.

What i'll promise her is only a beffiting burial
shocked wicked!! cheesy
Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by sammieguze(m): 6:12pm On May 04, 2015
I am sure my grandma ll curse me if i were to be soooo fooooolish as to bail her
Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by Nobody: 6:31pm On May 04, 2015
Call and tell them ur granny is in d last stage of caancer
Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by agoadiv(m): 11:50am On May 05, 2015
bail wetin dem no born me well
Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by Lovebond34(m): 11:55am On May 05, 2015
lolzzz....kidnappers re also gud pple u knw...der can take care of her cool
Re: Hilarious Joke Of The Day by IamOdin: 12:01pm On May 05, 2015
I will just send them this text,,"For taking this burden away from me,may God bless u infinitely,may u never lack,may God double the source of ur income.Words cannot explain how grateful i am for what u did but i'm just wonderingg why u didn't do it b4 now..Remain blessed tho...

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