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Things You May Never Hear In Church by jbravado(m): 11:45am On May 05, 2015
*Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew
*I was so enthralled,I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time
*Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf
*I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month i used to send to TV evangelists.
*I’ve volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the junior high sunday school class.
*Forget the denominational minimum salary,let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
*I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!
*Since we’re all here,let’s start the service early.
*Pastor,we’d like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
*Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
TRUE OR FALSE?
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http://justbeasy.

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Re: Things You May Never Hear In Church by achinaboy(m): 1:08pm On May 05, 2015
I wonder why you wan hear all these,,no be word of God we come hear for church
Re: Things You May Never Hear In Church by jbravado(m): 2:03pm On May 05, 2015
achinaboy:
I wonder why you wan hear all these,,no be word of God we come hear for church
did u just say this from ur heart
Re: Things You May Never Hear In Church by menesheh(m): 8:58pm On May 05, 2015
grin grin

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