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Tell Me You Did Not Do This As A KID! by eke96: 10:03pm On May 22, 2015
Please Tell me..

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.

― If you didn't play rubber band.

― If you never bathed in the rain.

― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.

― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed

― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.

― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.

― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.

― If you never flew a kite.

---If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand.

---- If you didn't write your name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.

--- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when the
lights went off.

--- If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter

--- If you never heard of a ghost that stays under
mango trees at nights

--- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
Your car!

--- If you didn't mix garri n sugar in your pocket and eat while
walking in the street.

--- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cooking grass and
sand without fire.

--- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover.....

.....then I guess your Childhood wasn't fun!

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