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Tell Me You Did Not Do This As A KID! by eke96: 10:03pm On May 22, 2015 |
Please Tell me.. ― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed ― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. ---If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand. ---- If you didn't write your name on paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it. --- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off. --- If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter --- If you never heard of a ghost that stays under mango trees at nights --- If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it Your car! --- If you didn't mix garri n sugar in your pocket and eat while walking in the street. --- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cooking grass and sand without fire. --- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover..... .....then I guess your Childhood wasn't fun! Add yours! |
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