1.Once in a 30days Guy Man : these set of people no matter how many marketing sms you sent to them about your data ministry,they will only patronized you once in a month,the funniest thing is about their mode of Communication with you .

Guy Man: How far guy
You: Hello,goodmrn
Guy Man: Gimme 250mb to 09090*******,I will transfer to your account,give me your transfer number
You: Data Sent
Guy Man:kkk
(And that's all)

2. The Daddy & Mummy Data : these set of customers are the grandma's,grandpa's and Sometimes you wonder daddy "wettin una dey do with data,you dey chop am?"you tend to give them top notch Service with fastest delivery response...in which they dont actually cares,just give them the data and move on they wont dash you extra cash and dont try to play game with them their sons and daughters are watching you,they usually buy 1gb or 2gb

3.Your Die Hard Customers : these people only knows one data Reseller "You".whenever you have network issue or etisalat delays in renewing your data just tell them and they understand. the day you quite data business will be the last time they buy data share because they trust only you,get 10 of them and forget about marketing,they will do the rest for you because they place data atleast once in a day

4.The Guy From Jupiter : These set of people will just drop their airtime and number as text msg or whatsapp msg and they wont disturb you about delivery time,even if you like send their data after 2days they dont care.And immediately you sent it,you will get a thank you msg from them

5. The Romantic Callers : hmmn,i have like 15 of such callers.these set of girls will always call you on phone especially at night ...they knows your name so you better play along infact you will start thinking if you have actually met them,because they are friendly. they will only refer their sisters and their females friend to you for data.They use sophisticated phones so they usually buys 2gb mtn or 1gb etisalat.when transacting with them,just try to be official because if you dont they will start asking crazy questions like,"you dont even call me","how do you make money with the airtime",its me Monica(as if you sabi her),"do you have a Gfrnd".....mtchewwww

6. The Mischievous Customers : if you just employed a new staff please always teach them how these guys operate...hmmm they are deadly and are just there to kill your data ministry...they will send 1 wrong pin out of 3pins,they will send used cards,they will always claim they make transfers which they actually don't,after you don nab them confirming it from CC...they will quickly send it and starts pressurizing you for their data.

7. The Fear Fear Guy : i just dont understand them...they are long time Customers but still they dont trust you.See Our Phone Conversations

Fear Fear Guy: Hello gudmrn..pls do you have data?
You: Yes data is Available
Fear Fear Guy: if i send you transfer ..how many mins time will i get the data?
You: Immediately after i confirmed it
Fear Fear Guy: Please Oga the data is for my daddy and i dont want you to delay,you know i trust you,if you send it i will buy another one for my mummy tomorrow
You: you have my words ,atleast its Over 3month we have been transacting data na
Fear Fear Guy: I have Sent the airtime,have you seen it ?pls am waiting
You: okay
Fear Fear Guy: have you sent it?
You: yes
Fear Fear Guy: thanks i have Confirmed it,pls can he start using the data now?
( at this point i just ignore their call and moved on...i hate them but they are cash cow, they buys data over and over again and are good referrers too)

8. The Bad News Informant: I like keeping them because i get the latest cheat rocking town and latest news when service providers reduced their price

9. The Late Night callers

10. The Money Depositor: they deposit money ahead of orders usually between 5K to 20k(hmm the highest deposit i have ever received)
Feel free to Add Yours?

Nice list op
And let me also add my own
11.awoof people, they want to get everything for free, oh come on, how do they except u to make money if you give data for free, really i find them annoying and dont hesitate to block them

Funny

Guess I now know my number and it's number..... {3}..


Its all about trust.... Thanks Wolexy for not falling my hand anytime I refer you all the time

I belong to no. 1 and partially no. 3, but I'm sure that I have never patronised you.

I will surely do so soon because of your witty writeup.

#BestRegards!

I need 1GB data please refer me to a trusted seller

the busy one, please send me data if I get to down stair I will buy airtime and send to. when he get to downstairs, until he reach hold up, until he sees office attendant and so on.