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Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Nobody: 11:10am On Jul 19, 2015
Midehi:
wicked*
Nah, its called one turn either good or bad deserve another.
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Nobody: 11:14am On Jul 19, 2015
Mhizkel:

What if the partner isn't a food freak?
nt a food freak shudnt stop her frm knwing how to cook. where was she and what was she doing with her life when me a guy was busy learning hw to cook?
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by kinglekan: 11:15am On Jul 19, 2015
MhizDeedy:

haha haha haha haha grin
Now do the needfull. undecided
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by pbs4real(m): 11:18am On Jul 19, 2015
sinaj:
plz forgive me embarassed


u knw u ma one nd only kiss kiss kiss
tongue
alryt. . .buh u ain't proving it oohundecidedsmileykiss
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Mhizkel(f): 11:24am On Jul 19, 2015
mystage:

nt a food freak shudnt stop her frm knwing how to cook. where was she and what was she doing with her life when me a guy was busy learning hw to cook?
grin Mr Chef!
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Mhizkel(f): 11:25am On Jul 19, 2015
adeh39:

Really? shocked shocked shocked
Are you sure? shocked
Ofcourse Yes! cheesy
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Mhizkel(f): 11:27am On Jul 19, 2015
Midehi:
hun undecided
You know how to pound.cheesy Don't you?
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Mhizkel(f): 11:29am On Jul 19, 2015
Midehi:

exactly! we cant use that, we can only bleep; front, back, centre, standing...mtcheeew grin


Mhizkel, where did you get that from hun? i know you like pounded stuffs.
Lol. Danbrown is a jerk.
Funny enough, i don't eat pounded stuffs. cheesy
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Nobody: 11:31am On Jul 19, 2015
Mhizkel:
You know how to pound.cheesy Don't you?
pound? undecided....yes grin
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Mhizkel(f): 11:31am On Jul 19, 2015
Israel5:
i get. U'r just a girl. Adios!
grin Try those ladies i mentioned. You won't regret it. wink
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Nobody: 11:32am On Jul 19, 2015
Mhizkel:
Lol. Danbrown is a jerk. Funny enough, i don't eat pounded stuffs. cheesy
really? i love it but once in a while with ogbolo soup grin
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Mhizkel(f): 11:32am On Jul 19, 2015
kinglekan:
She is getting jealous am planning on eloping with u. wink
Very jealous somborri. cheesy cheesy
Gerrout jor! You too like woman.sad
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by kinglekan: 11:35am On Jul 19, 2015
Mhizkel:
Gerrout jor! You too like woman.sad
B4 nko? Na Man I for like? undecided
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Mhizkel(f): 11:37am On Jul 19, 2015
Midehi:
really? i love it but once in a while with ogbolo soup grin
Yes jor! sad Pounded yam+ogbolo? cheesy What a combo!
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Mhizkel(f): 11:39am On Jul 19, 2015
Midehi:
pound? undecided....yes grin
I trust you naa...cheesy
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Mhizkel(f): 11:45am On Jul 19, 2015
kinglekan:
B4 nko? Na Man I for like? undecided
sad Je ne vais pas vous remarier.sad
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Nobody: 11:49am On Jul 19, 2015
Mhizkel:
grin Mr Chef!
U can call me dat again,..lolz. abi is it a bad tin? or nor be una ladies say una dey like guys/husbands dat knws hw to cuk? so me learnt frm my mum just to please my wife in future if eventually i decide to marry.
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by kinglekan: 11:52am On Jul 19, 2015
Mhizkel:
sad Je ne vais pas vous remarier.sad
undecided kileleyi? Abeg use tiwa tiwa jare.

Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Mhizkel(f): 12:11pm On Jul 19, 2015
mystage:

U can call me dat again,..lolz. abi is it a bad tin? or nor be una ladies say una dey like guys/husbands dat knws hw to cuk? so me learnt frm my mum just to please my wife in future if eventually i decide to marry.
It's good my dear. I also like guys who cooks well. Whenever I'm stressed out, he can always help so our kids won't go hungry cheesy


If you eventually decide to marry? Please enlighten me on this.
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Mhizkel(f): 12:12pm On Jul 19, 2015
kinglekan:
undecided kileleyi? Abeg use tiwa tiwa jare.

Meet me for house. sad
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by kinglekan: 12:20pm On Jul 19, 2015
Mhizkel:
Meet me for house. sad
On my way. grin
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jul 19, 2015
kinglekan:


On my way. grin



Shey u see ur life ehn
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Nobody: 12:29pm On Jul 19, 2015
Mhizkel:

It's good my dear. I also like guys who cooks well. Whenever I'm stressed out, he can always help so our kids won't go hungry cheesy


If you eventually decide to marry? Please enlighten me on this.
hmmm...dats gud, all women want a boyfrnd/husband who can help her in the kitchen. and for d marry aspect,...let me say am part of those who thinks marriage is over hype and most time done just to please nature. and if u dnt knw i tink i shud also tel u dat most of d guys(mayb including me) with such mindset and mentality has in one way or another experience countless heartbreak and at such dnt see anything God in havin most naija babes as gf nt to talk of as wife(dnt 4get my statement says most and nt all bcus without doubt i knw all ladies are nt same and at such there are stil gud ones, bt they re very few). so on the contrary i tink having kids is 100% important, bt marrying is nt. though am ready to hv a change mind if a gud n worthy lady knock on my door/heart.

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Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by kinglekan: 1:15pm On Jul 19, 2015
MhizDeedy:


Shey u see ur life ehn
Chaiii!! Its not what u are tinkin babe. sad
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Mhizkel(f): 1:19pm On Jul 19, 2015
mystage:

hmmm...dats gud, all women want a boyfrnd/husband who can help her in the kitchen. and for d marry aspect,...let me say am part of those who thinks marriage is over hype and most time done just to please nature. and if u dnt knw i tink i shud also tel u dat most of d guys(mayb including me) with such mindset and mentality has in one way or another experience countless heartbreak and at such dnt see anything God in havin most naija babes as gf nt to talk of as wife(dnt 4get my statement says most and nt all bcus without doubt i knw all ladies are nt same and at such there are stil gud ones, bt they re very few). so on the contrary i tink having kids is 100% important, bt marrying is nt. though am ready to hv a change mind if a gud n worthy lady knock on my door/heart.
Reverse is the case when you meet the right one. I mean, who wouldn't wanna spend the rest of his/her life with a loved one? Marriage is done to please nature when force is applied. Heart-break is one of those things. Maybe God wants us to meet the wrong ones, before meeting the right ones.
Have you ever wondered why people still travel by road despite the multiple accidents? Not wanting to marry because of heart-break is like;
''A baby trying to walk for the first time, he stumbled and decided not to try again'' Will he ever be able to walk without making any further attempt?
Allow yourself to love, hope and trust again.Don't allow a few bad memories stop you from living a good life.
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Nobody: 1:25pm On Jul 19, 2015
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Chaiii!! Its not what u are tinkin babe. sad

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Then tz what?
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by kinglekan: 1:46pm On Jul 19, 2015
MhizDeedy:
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Just want to help her fix some things in the houz. Dats all. sad
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Nobody: 1:55pm On Jul 19, 2015
Mhizkel:

Reverse is the case when you meet the right one. yea i knw so well, bt just dat d so called right ones are always nowhere to b found. I mean, who wouldn't wanna spend the rest of his/her life with a loved one? sure i wanna spend d rest of my life wit someone i luv and i blive u too, bt d question here is dat does luv stil exist when money nw conquereth all? Heart-break is one of those things. Maybe God wants us to meet the wrong ones before meeting the right ones, dis is nt justifiable bcus its just like saying we must suffer b4 we bcum rich. Have you ever wondered why people still travel by road despite the multiple accidents?. its bcus majority of dem hv no option mostly financially. if dey do, majority wud prefer to fly on private jet.
Allow yourself to love, hope and trust again. sure, am a guy always with a gud and an open heart. and h hope same apply wit u?
Thumbs-up babe, am impress wit ur level of intelligence.
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Mhizkel(f): 2:00pm On Jul 19, 2015
mystage:
Thumbs-up babe, am impress wit ur level of intelligence.
Thank you! wink
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by danbrowndmf(m): 2:03pm On Jul 19, 2015
Midehi:

exactly! we cant use that, we can only bleep; front, back, centre, standing...mtcheeew grin


Mhizkel, where did you get that from hun? i know you like pounded stuffs.
.cheesy see dem,d bleepers.cheesy
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by danbrowndmf(m): 2:06pm On Jul 19, 2015
sinaj:

lol Happy sunday dearie kiss
sunday.cheesy


hope u'v seen ma reply.cheesy
Re: Guys, Will You Cancel The Wedding Because Of This? by Nobody: 2:07pm On Jul 19, 2015
danbrowndmf:
.cheesy see dem,d bleepers.cheesy
and you; the climber grin

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