YOU KNOW YOUR MUM IS A NIGERIAN IF.....


1. when she says "Get my kini" and believes with all confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader.

2. when you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she replies "Sorry for yourself".

3. when you ask her where you should drop something and she says : “drop it on my head now."

4. when she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have been pressing phone since morning”.

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the dstv remote to work, just to punish you.

8. when you’re watching tv with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.

9. if when you tell her you are going to friends
place and she be like: when last did they come
here to play with you?
10. when your mum asks you if the food is enough and you reply no and she says go and drink water.

11. when she tells you if I hear Peem, you will hear ween.

12. when she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin.

13. when with one look she tells you, you will get the beating of your life when you get home.

14. when you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be bad in Jesus name.

15. When she tells you: 'I didn't kill my mother, so you cannot kill me'.

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse...

17. When you ask her to help you with your home work and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: Awon ebi baba e ni olodo. (it is your father’s family members that are dullards).

18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend her and she tells you "all the food you've been eating at home nko?"

19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is, with arrows.


CELEBRATE THE Nigerian mum.

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Mehn...

The guy above me don spoil everything

My mum was so numba 4. Weneva she goes to a party we are always anticipating for d nylon rice.

Lolsss!!! very true! omo I miss all when my mum says them now she doesn't say them cos I'm now a big girl

no 2,6,9,11, 18!! she says them wella.

20 The way u are disobeying me, ur own child will disobey u too, and u will know hw hard it is!

nawa o! when she says that to me.. for my mind, I be lyk 'this my mama no get sense o. she dey tell me say she do am to her own mama too'
buh if I say it out loud, na backhand she go use design my face, so mah kukuma keep quiet

luv my mum plenty. tho she left us wen we were kids.we are all married but pains an scars still dr.wat kind we do.she had to save her life of high bp. I can rember how I used to cry .almost committed suicide but lacked d guts.I'll open a thread to narrate my life story one day.

That number seven is gangster mhen!