An Igbo doctor can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"

Lol

d guy di very sharp. . God gave that brain box..

This ladyf go soon run mad o

Sharp guy.

can't stop laughing

Lolest lolssss, NDI IGBO we get brains die+ great sense of humour....

OMG!!! I made front cover .. Tanks a bunch..

Can't Stop laughing.....gosh.....hahahahahha

Fall's off tree.....hahahaha

QueenEdna:
OMG!!! I made front cover .. Tanks a bunch..

*FrontCover*

na magazine


@d joke, Stale!!! I first read it 2012 on naijapal..

Also Op, endeavour to always give credits to d source wen u partake in d copy nd paste tin... I commend ur effort tho, because MB is xpensive in 9ja...

#NoPon intended. na joke section we dey...

penisEnlargmnt:
*FrontCover*

na magazine


@d joke, Stale!!! I first read it 2012 on naijapal..

Also Op, endeavour to always give credits to d source wen u partake in d copy nd paste tin... I commend ur effort tho, because MB is xpensive in 9ja...

#NoPon intended. na joke section we dey...

your bad belle no b here Oo shoooo, i jst joined Nl 4days ago aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ i hv seen hw happy people are wen D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ mk FC, aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ U̶̲̥̅̊ expect me nt to rejoice ? U̶̲̥̅̊ wey join Nl since 1400bc who knw U̶̲̥̅̊ ? Hahahahaha abeg i D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ even trow party today sef aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ U̶̲̥̅̊ are invited

QueenEdna:
your bad belle no b here Oo shoooo, i jst joined Nl 4days ago aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ i hv seen hw happy people are wen D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ mk FC, aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ U̶̲̥̅̊ expect me nt to rejoice ? U̶̲̥̅̊ wey join Nl since 1400bc who knw U̶̲̥̅̊ ? Hahahahaha abeg i D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ even trow party today sef aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ U̶̲̥̅̊ are invited

No be small bad belle. No mind am

QueenEdna:
your bad belle no b here Oo shoooo, i jst joined Nl 4days ago aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ i hv seen hw happy people are wen D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ mk FC, aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ U̶̲̥̅̊ expect me nt to rejoice ? U̶̲̥̅̊ wey join Nl since 1400bc who knw U̶̲̥̅̊ ? Hahahahaha abeg i D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ even trow party today sef aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ U̶̲̥̅̊ are invited

I was only trying to make you notice your mistake... it's called FrontPAGE not FrontCover..

who know me, really! is that an achievement? does it put food on my table? Well on d other hand, I will pardon your ignorance. you may check on my primary accounts 'huhmuhyehmi' or 'holyboss' to c my various FrontPAGE threads and my numerous likes.. been on Nl since 2011, wonder where you were then..

Anyway, where is your party? I did like to come spank yo bumbum for trying to insult me

penisEnlargmnt:
I was only trying to make you notice your mistake... it's called FrontPAGE not FrontCover..

who know me, really! is that an achievement? does it put food on my table? Well on d other hand, I will pardon your ignorance. you may check on my primary accounts 'huhmuhyehmi' or 'holyboss' to c my various FrontPAGE threads and my numerous likes.. been on Nl since 2011, wonder where you were then..

Anyway, where is your party? I did like to come spank yo bumbum for trying to insult me

hahahahahahah, spank bombom ko spank bom bom ni, hp U̶̲̥̅̊ no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ tk style D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ toast me, mk i jst warn U̶̲̥̅̊ nw 'no vacancy' ooooo. O boy U̶̲̥̅̊ be granpa 4 ds place oo, inshort U̶̲̥̅̊ deserve d award of 'Area fada1' of Nl. I was actually busy wt acada den, bt now i full reach ground. Aiming to be Area Mama jst like U̶̲̥̅̊ soonest. Bt U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ vex ooo,U̶̲̥̅̊ shud have jst pointed d error abinitio, rada dan writing dt long epistle naaa: Anyways i forgive U̶̲̥̅̊ , will send U̶̲̥̅̊ details of d party lara only if U̶̲̥̅̊ promise no spanking??

QueenEdna:
hahahahahahah, spank bombom ko spank bom bom ni, hp U̶̲̥̅̊ no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ tk style D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ toast me, mk i jst warn U̶̲̥̅̊ nw 'no vacancy' ooooo. O boy U̶̲̥̅̊ be granpa 4 ds place oo, inshort U̶̲̥̅̊ deserve d award of 'Area fada1' of Nl. I was actually busy wt acada den, bt now i full reach ground. Aiming to be Area Mama jst like U̶̲̥̅̊ soonest. Bt U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ vex ooo,U̶̲̥̅̊ shud have jst pointed d error abinitio, rada dan writing dt long epistle naaa: Anyways i forgive U̶̲̥̅̊ , will send U̶̲̥̅̊ details of d party lara only if U̶̲̥̅̊ promise no spanking??

Toast, YUCK! who does that?? I only like it when I control nd spank area mamas I don't toast... But no vacancy; Really?!

Anyway, I will like to b at d party so I promise I won't spank. but how about a slap on yo left bum slice I so much love to have a feel of area mamas to be My palms are tender, i won't hurt, it promise..

Boh seriously, if you call mine epistle, what den will you call yours with avalanche of words Your allegory?

penisEnlargmnt:
Toast, YUCK! who does that?? I only like it when I control nd spank area mamas I don't toast... But no vacancy; Really?!

Anyway, I will like to b at d party so I promise I won't spank. but how about a slap on yo left bum slice I so much love to have a feel of area mamas to be My palms are tender, i won't hurt, it promise..

Boh seriously, if you call mine epistle, what den will you call yours with avalanche of words Your allegory?

. Maybe I will be the middle man for u and QueenEdna. Where do I start my matchmaking from? OK. Let me start by asking questions. Do I start with u?

favouredon:
. Maybe I will be the middle man for u and QueenEdna. Where do I start my matchmaking from? OK. Let me start by asking questions. Do I start with u?

My pleasure mam! You can very well go ahead and start with me

Cc - QueenEdna

quote author=penisEnlargmnt post=37329188]My pleasure mam! You can very well go ahead and start with me

Cc - QueenEdna [/quote] lols, U̶̲̥̅̊ guys are sooo OYO

QueenEdna:
quote author=penisEnlargmnt post=37329188]My pleasure mam! You can very well go ahead and start with me

Cc - QueenEdna lols, U̶̲̥̅̊ guys are sooo OYO

*walkOutOfThread*

hmmm