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What Kind Of Farter Are You? by Nobody: 4:00pm On Aug 28, 2015
Hey teens and adults who appreciate the art of farting, what kind of farter are you and what kind of fart do you like? And what food makes you fart. Only fart lovers are allowed. Below are options to pick.

1. SILENT FARTER: Shifts his/her weight to one butt and farts silently.
2. LOUD FARTER: Farts loud and doesn't care who watches.
3. SNIFFER: Farts and sniffs it to know the flavour.
4. SHY FARTER: Constricts his/her butt from exploding.
5. FART CULPRIT: Farts silently and walks away, leaving others to enjoy the smell.

TYPE OF YOUR FARTS

A. Silent, egg farts
B. Silent, spoilt beans farts
C. Loud, egg smell
D. Loud, spoilt beans
E. Cabbage farts.

FOOD THAT MAKES YOU FART

1. Egg
2. Beans
3. Cabbage
4. Milk
5. Onions
6. Brocolli.

Only fart lovers are allowed.
Re: What Kind Of Farter Are You? by Zehner(f): 4:28pm On Aug 28, 2015
Nothing wey I no go see for Nl

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