2face hit me wit his navigator ni sha.......

. yeeekpa,,, I don die ohh. I did not know @ this time how the driver was but what da hell, the guy musto play oooh. I layed down there hoping that people will come quickly to my rescue but before I know wetin dey happen, ol boy just turn him steering , put the Nav 4 gear come zoom of @ 100kph.....

i had to get up,there was no one to chase the nav4......

Some guyz around the scene started giggling......

so i told them,hav you guyz eva bin hit by a nav,dont you know only big boys get hit by a nav...

then one of them stood up and started walking up to me. by the time he got to where i was.....

A cab cleared him off the road,every1 shouted HA! but he screamed YE!,and i shouted EnH!.........

enhen, I talk am, I told u only big bois get knocked over by jeeps and Benz but una nor hear but anyhow sha, we thank God say U nor die.... Wit dat, I got into my ride and satrted making 4 the island. A thot crossed my mind dat I had time to stop over at Mama Riskat to down one hot plate of Ogufe perper soup and a cold one.....

or two bottles of maltina, so i took the next left turn and headed to Mama Riskat's. when i got there, i met....

...President Olusegun Obasanjo...

i was so surprised..my jaw dropped

he was busy battling with bokoto!!!!!!!!!!!

eating like a beast with a big bottle of odeku......

.....was fortunate to have a seat infront of him.He was surprised to see a common Nigerian in front of him and ordered his CSO to ushered me outside......

but i told him i'll invite the press if am been trown out.........so he ordered his CSO to bring me back and asked wot i'll love to eat but i ............

i was a lil bit made at him so i threatened him more..

but its like i was getting on his nerves,so i ordered for water and......

rice and obe egusi and chicken and panla and saki and edo and bokoto!..

Mr president was so suprised,dat he said he had to write another budget on starvation in nigeria,i was so glad i had brought about a change in the country......

i ate more until i couldnt eat anymore

i fellasleep on mr president's lap,so i was taken to his presidential suite@meridian eko hotel...

the next morning, when i woke up i realised i had....

...urinated on the bed....

i was trown out,of the hotel,obj was'nt around then,but wen he came back.........

he asked them to bring me back to his presence. when i got there, he started by telling me i was...

a nauty one..

but i explain that i had had too much to drink. later, in privacy, he confessed he was actually the one who....

....had done the deed.....

i shouted ah mr......

...president!!! He smiled and said, "It's one of those things... "........

and concluded:atiku sef dey wet bed....