DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN' IN

1. When you Chop alone in government and
no one chops with you, that is called ADAJE.
2. When you Chop in government and you
allow others to chop their own, that is called
AJOJE.
3. When you Chop in government and you give
others from what you have chopulated, that is
called AFUNJE.
4. When you Chop in government and the
place you are chopin eventually folds up, that
is called AJEPA!
5. When you dey chop in government, you no
remember your driver, secretary, office
assistants, dat is called AFISHE!
6. When you dey chop alone in government, no
remember anybody, you kon dey get headache
today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo
laff...dat one is called APETA!
7. When dem just appoint you for government
position, and you just chop small, Auditors
kon come say bring all papers, dat is called
ARANSI!
8. When you Chop in government and you die
while chopin, that is called AJEKU!
9. When you want to Chop in government and
you give others to chop before you begin to
chop, that is called EGUNJE!
10. When you are Chopin your own in
government and you call your friends to come
and chop their own too, that is called APEJE!
11. When you Chop and clean mouth like say
you no chop anything, that is called JEUN
SOKE!
12. When you Chop, Chop, Chop, Chop in
government and you dey deny say you chop
anything, dat is called JEUN KOKU!
13. When you Chop from this government, that
government, this government, that government
like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one
is called AJEPE AYE!
14. When you Chop in government so taaay
you scatter ground, three houses for America,
two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as
madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children
dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you,
dat one is called AJEBANU!
15. When you Chop well well for government
and people know say you chop well well but
you dey deny say you chop well well, dat
person na ALAJE SE.
16. When you Chop in government so tey u are
even richer than the place u dey chop that is
called AJEFOLOJU.
17. When you Chop in government so tay the
place collapse, instead make them prosecute
you, government re-assign you, kom change
the name of the place, that is called
AJEPAJUDE.
18. When you come Chop government and
people begin to para, dem begin to hala and
u dey do like you no care that one na hin be
IJEWURU.
19. When u Chop sotey ur belle begin big like
Jabulani (SA FIFA World Cup Ball) until dem
dey carry u go Germany go do tommy surgery,
that one na IJEWOBIA.
20. When u come Chop lafta for this joke and
u know gree share am, that one na AJERANJU
...Do have a lovely n wonderful week.good
morning

Silent chopping: when Baba says he doesn't want Ministers yet and no one knows what goes on with our money.

17 made me laugh.

However, each level of chopping get hin own example. e.g
1. OBJ
2. IBB. et.c et.c

@op have a great week too.